It is true

[Sadistik]

actually Lorden, we all orbit around blakmetalemp

 

[Lordenlil]

You are wrong! Just like the ancient philosophers were!
Sadistik, are u gonna tell the other joke any time this year????

 

[Lordenlil]

Originally posted by Black Heart
@Lordenlil

Wtf! Stop it!!

 

[Kushantaiidan]

yase

 

[Lordenlil]

I am sorry I said that in front of everybody...
Will you marry me?

 

[Sadistik]

ok ok...


Trojan Condoms comes out with a new line, with sizes Small, medium, large and extra large....
This 65 yr old guy walks into a pharmacy and say "I need those new condoms"
The pharmacist asks him what size, but he doesn't know....She reaches down his pants, grabs him, then leans over to the intercom and says "Large condoms on aisle 18!"
Then a 45 yr old guy walks into the pharmacy and say "I need those new condoms"
The pharmacist asks him what size, but he doesn't know....She reaches down his pants, grabs him then leans over to the intercom and says "extra large condoms on aisle 18!"
Then a 25 yr old guy walks into the pharmacy and say "I need those new condoms"
The pharmacist asks him what size, but he doesn't know....She reaches down his pants, grabs him, then leans over to the intercom and says "small condoms on aisle 18!"
Then a 18 yr old guy walks into the pharmacy and say "I need those new condoms"
The pharmacist asks him what size, but he doesn't know....She reaches down his pants, then leans over to the intercom and says "cleanup on aisle 18!"

 

[Lordenlil]

Cool!

Hey, everybody! I'm getting married!

 

[Sadistik]

I jokee, no lafee, me no funee

 

[Lordenlil]

@Sadistik

JOKE! NOW!

 

[Sadistik]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
It's ok Jeff, you are the single funniest individual I have ever talked too...you make even the greatest humorists pale in comparison. Your wit is a sharpened rapier

awwww, shucks...

 

[Sadistik]

I posted one already

 

[Sadistik]

I'm waiting for Lorden to set the date and buy me the ring...

 

[Lordenlil]

1 more joke!!

Wedding is in 2098. April 9.

 

[Sadistik]

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

 

[OfficerDown]

One big clusterfuck.

 

[Sadistik]

Originally posted by Sadistik
What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

your wife back, your truck back, and your dog back...

 

[Sadistik]

Why do brides wear white?

So they match with the dishwasher and fridge.....







sorry, really sexist, I know, but....

 

[Lordenlil]

Originally posted by Sadistik


your wife back, your truck back, and your dog back...

 

[OfficerDown]

What's pink and hangs out your underwear?

Your mother.

 

[Lordenlil]

Black Heart. Can we have sex on our wedding night?
*ordering viagra*
I'm gonna be about 123 yrs old u see