It is true

[Lordenlil]

There is no God, you dumb bastard

You are truly beneath me.

 

[Sadistik]

Originally posted by Sadistik
Little Sally walks up to her mom and says "Johnny next door wants to get married. Is that ok with you?we can live with my teddy bear in the garage"
The mom jokingly says, "and how do you expect to live without money?"
"well," Sally says, "I get 50 cents a wwk in allowance and Johnny makes 75 cents....I think that will do"
"what if you two have a little baby," jokes the mom"
:That won't happen," Sally replies, " Johnny always pulls out"

so damn funny, I'll repeat it...

 

[Lordenlil]

Belial, Blackspirit told me to say hello from her.
Any words in return?

 

[Sadistik]

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS THE GREATEST THREAD EVER!

 

[Sadistik]

given that it is 6:10 AM here in California, what time is it there?

 

[Belial]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
Belial, Blackspirit told me to say hello from her.
Any words in return?

Cool! Tell her I said hI! How's she doing?

 

[Belial]

9:11 AM here.

 

[Lordenlil]

@Belial
She's doing fine. She's having candy and listening to Borknagar in the nude.
(I added the nude part... sorry )

 

[Lordenlil]

15:13 here

 

[Belial]

I love military time.

 

[Sadistik]

we have no lives

 

[Belial]

Nope, but that's what makes up cool.

 

[genizah]

just cool

 

[Lordenlil]

You ppl make me happy because you are so cool. You make my life fuller and richer. I feel the world has improved after I met you.

 

[Belial]

I feel the same way.

...Why do did I suddenly get an image of people holding hands around a campfire and singing Kumbaya?

*shivers*

 

[Sadistik]

"Cumbaya, my Lord..." wait a sec...FUCK that! lets hold hands and sing "Necrolust"!

 

[Belial]

I'd rather sing "Kill your mother rape your dog".

 

[Lordenlil]

*holding hands*

I can feel the love. It is all around.

 

[Sadistik]

NO! NECROLUST! COMPLETE WITH THE LIVE CHATTER FROM DEAD! I get to say the "Come on Leipzig, COME ON!" part, so nyeh!

 

[Lordenlil]

Necrolove is in the air