It's dark in here.

[Erik's bass]

I'm scared. So this weird caretaker finally let me go, and I'm in some sort of flying cylinder thingie with wings, which emits more subsonic frequencies than even I could. I hope to be home with my rightful master soon.

Love,
Erik's Bass

 

[MFJ]

listen to some NOLTEM

 

[NAD]

hahahahaha this thread rocks.

 

[lizard]

it's got lots of bottom.

 

[Erik's bass]

Oh, by the way, do you think my bottom looks fat in this?

 

[MFJ]

lolz

 

[lizard]

teh sexay!

 

[NAD]

It's not the gigbag that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!

 

[mousewings]

Don't be afraid bass creature. It'll not be long before you get to Norrland. And I'm sure your new caretaker will be nice to you.

 

[lizard]

either that or he'll rub his hands all over your shiny surfaces, caressing you and muttering desirous thoughts.