It's not everyday that I come across...

[azal]

 

[Dead Winter]

I read his profile diligently. He's married to a Ukrainian-born female model.

Read as: Ukrainian-born mail order bride, .

 

[Dead Winter]

This one's pretty good: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116020803

HAHAHAHAHA, "Banana Hammocks", LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

 

[fading]

too funny

 

[firewalkjen]

This one's pretty good: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116020803

HAHAHAHAHA, "Banana Hammocks", LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

That one scared me just a little!

 

[neal]

if i had a myspace, Jonah would be in my top 8 without a doubt.

 

[Blizard]

I bet that guy gets laid ALL THE TIME

OF COURSE he does. Didn't you see the hot babes in his pictures?

 

[Lunar Still]

This one's pretty good: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116020803

HAHAHAHAHA, "Banana Hammocks", LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Auuuuugh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dead Winter]

Dude, did you see his message board? If you didn't, look for "African IPod".

 

[Kvlt Wench]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&MyToken=fa8341b6-b59e-40cf-ab34-fbd08d14713b

 

[neal]

hinder uke:

 

[Shadow298]

This is pretty much why I avoid Myspace like it was my psycho ex-girlfriend.

*shivers*

To quote the Sea Captain: "That'll replace the Whale in my nigthmares!"

 

[flying_whale]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&MyToken=fa8341b6-b59e-40cf-ab34-fbd08d14713b

i fucked her, but i regret it

 

[Enemy242]

myspace is cool for everything except meeting new people. the ability to listen to free songs on most unknown bands webpages kicks ass.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What about laughing at ugly people? Come on!

 

[Lunar Still]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...&MyToken=fa8341b6-b59e-40cf-ab34-fbd08d14713b

Wow, what a woman. Ahem. Yes. A woman.

 

[Dead Winter]

I've never seen anyone that naturally ugly.

 

[Necromunchkin]

"Property of a US Army Soldier"


FUUUCk. I knew soldiers are brave, but just spending a night in the same room as this bint is worthy of a Medal of Honor.

 

[Dead Winter]

I feel sorry for her, though. She's all defensive about it because she even wrote about it on her profile, which means she's probably been teased her entire life. It's a shame.

But she's still ugly.

 

[Necromunchkin]

It is a shame. We're a visually based beauty culture. And she's pandering to it, look at her pics. She's a victim.


But goddamn.