ITT: People are stupid

i think it would be best to continue to do so. all contact with the outside world could be done via internet or phone as if you were on a distant planet with a communications portal/VPN tunnel to the idiot-ridden planet known as earth. not entirely unlike that one twilight zone episode where the guy was banished to the desert of a prison planet and was given a robot wife he got way too attached to and didn't want to leave.
 
not seeing neighbors is amazing. we can only see two- can't see them both at the same time & one is only through a fence & a line of trees.
i don't think they're stupid neighbors though because they similarly have few neighbors.