ITT: Ranch Style Beans Shrine

[Chromatose]

i think they are pinto? iunno. it's like, beans + somewhat clear liquid/sauce. and lots of love.

i think next time someone should make a black beans shrine, <<shrine>> de frijoles negros if you will.

GOYA brand frijoles negros are the best evar <3

 

[NAD]

"When a can is flung open, out pours the flavor."

using the word flung in yer company motto +10 points for style.

i normally eat ranch style beans by themselves, perhaps with some sour cream to fool my mouth of the pending doom of burnt asshole later that evening. chili might work well with them though, hmm.

 

[Mormagil]

Even that could be construed as a Simpsons reference!

EDIT - to chromatose

 

[DE]

someone take a picture of the beans themselves please

 

[NAD]

i'm going to be eating ranch style beans in the mountains tomorrow night, i shall try to be drunk enough to remember to photograph them sans can.

 

[Demilich]

I HATE RANCH STYLE EVERYTHING! AERRRRRRRRR!!Rrrrrr

 

[NAD]

demilich kicks those small and ineffective wooden fences around ranches when he sees them.

 

[DE]

i'm going to be eating ranch style beans in the mountains tomorrow night, i shall try to be drunk enough to remember to photograph them sans can.

thanks man really appreciate it

 

[NAD]

The Texas Two Step - is two cases consisting of a case each of Ranch Style Beans & Wolf Brand Chili. Once case is 24 cans.

When you choose one case of Ranch Style Beans, and One Case of Wolf Brand chili, we will take 10% off the regular price of these products, (as shown by our sale price)

From the choices below please choose the flavor of Ranch Style Beans you wish to order. The Choice available for the Wolf Brand Chili, is limited to Wolf Brand Chili - without beans.


Foodlocker Texas Two Step
texastwosteppadRegular price: $97.98padTODAY'S SPECIAL PRICE: $88.12pad
Case of Ranch Style Bean Flavor - Please Select One:
Ranch Style Beans Real Western Flavor
Ranch Style Beans with Sliced Jalapenos
Ranch Style Beans with Chopped Sweet Onions
Premium Pinto Beans
Pinto Beans with Jalapenos

 

[Mormagil]

i'm going to be eating ranch style beans in the mountains tomorrow night, i shall try to be drunk enough to remember to photograph them sans can.

Yeah, while reading Harry Potter and listening to Noltem...I'm not falling for this again.

 

[NAD]

Yeah, while reading Harry Potter and listening to Noltem...I'm not falling for this again.

hahahahahahaha

i am going camping this weekend tho, really.

 

[Chromatose]

so did we already find an answer to what kind of beans they are?

cause I went and looked at the can of the jalapeno ones, and the ingredients say pinto bean

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Q:

so did we already find an answer to what kind of beans they are?

A:

cause I went and looked at the can of the jalapeno ones, and the ingredients say pinto bean

 

[Chromatose]

a little of column A

a little of column B


edit: moon ... pies? what a time to be alive

 

[DE]

Pinto beans and Kidney beans are both just beans, but one is all mottled and gay and one is blood-red and awesome.

 

[NAD]

i guess you have to be a lover of True Mecksikun Cuisine to appreciate pintos.

ps: that column a / column b quote has come up like FIVE TIMES this week i love it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Pintos are <3