ITT we have 2:30AM chats with NAD

[MajestikMøøse]

'sup?

 

[NAD]

rockin. 1:30am tbh pwpobh whe bhoie.

i'll discuss my pseudo-date tonight in here methinks. then stuff about beer. headbanging. finally beer. for now, i am getting a beer.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ale. ARRRR.

 

[NAD]

first beer.

drinking an Obsidian Stout right now, earlier had 2 pints of pale from the local pub, before that a Stone Pale, Sam Adams Bastan Lager, and a Firestone Barrell Ale. and had a whisky-7 just awhile ago. damn, i guess drinking that much over an 8 hour period explains why i'm still sober.

our drummer quit, yet showed up to practice anyhow, and we didn't play. i left my Tobias over there. dammit.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

how's the headbanging business?

 

[NAD]

this is me listening to Neurosis, per usual:

so anyhow, my ex-woman date stood me up tonight! called me during the failed band practice, said "sorry, i'm going out with my friend tonight, she's going back up north tomorrow." well i of course get mad and we end on a bad note. instead of letting that feeling take over i send her a gay text message "i'm probably wrong like always, but you seem to be jerking me around." instead of "FUCK YOU BITCH" like i wanted to for like 5 minutes.

anyhow, went to the local pub. sat down 2 seats away from her and her friends without realizing it, hahahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you should have hit on her friends

 

[NAD]

i hit on our waitress instead, the same one that gave me the skeleton dude drawing the other night.

her friends are super hot btw. jesus.

 

[Dev]

Don't feed my stereotypical "Women are lame" theory plz

 

[NAD]

anyhow, after they thought i completely ignored them by blowing past and sitting down without so much as a glance, i got up to take a piss. made eye contact with one of her friends and thought "she looks familiar..." and when i headed back out realized they were right there. "oh! i did NOT see you sitting here, how funny. hi! i'm stalking you!" and then cruised back with my fellow idiots and ate some chicken shitz.

i dated one of the friends that was there, which might explain why my ex-chick used to get mad whenever i suggested a 3-way with her. whoops.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lolz

 

[lurch70]

nad ... you have to ... you have to ... get out of the same circle of people you are with ... ... amazing drama always surrounds you

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I agree with lurch. Come to canada. We'll drink beer, listen to slayer and neurosis and you can help me find good beer and a bar that doesn't suck.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I need NAD to come to Canada to coach me in all things manly.

 

[NAD]

Don't feed my stereotypical "Women are lame" theory plz

women are awesome dude. we all have our doubts, but seriously, they are totally worth it.

so after her and her friends bailed (we just waved/smiled goodbye) she calls me from the parking lot. "are you still cranky?" "nah, i got over that pretty quickly." totally lied, that shit bugged me for like 3 hours hahaha. so we ended up cruising to the local mission for a drink. had a nice chat, realized that yes, there are definitely still feelings there, and went home smelling like woman but not of sex. she's like, hesitant to get hurt again. sucks, but i can't blame her. we have a chequered past.

so i'm going out with some other bitch next week and am trying to hook up a whore for New Beer's tomorrow night because i'm a FUCKING ASSHOLE. :Spin:

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Lesson 1: Hair 101
Lesson 2: Hair 1001

 

[NAD]

I need NAD to come to Canada to coach me in all things manly.

no, you need gugs to coach you. i can teach you to change your oil and how to show a woman you love her. gugs will get you laid. think of what priorities you want. :Spin:

nad ... you have to ... you have to ... get out of the same circle of people you are with ... ... amazing drama always surrounds you

hahahaha shit man, at least everything is always interesting.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

no, you need gugs to coach you. i can teach you to change your oil and how to show a woman you love her. gugs will get you laid. think of what priorities you want. :Spin:

hahahahahahah

fair enough.

 

[lurch70]

gugs will teach you that the way to a womans heart is through her anus ... the man is pimp for sure ...

I will personally make him work the room at the Anthrax gig ... his skills are legendary.

Now if Tully comes down to NY as well ... man ...

 

[NAD]

yeah, this chick like, damn. she's pretty much the only woman i've loved, so there's a lot of emotion going on. but at the same time, we're at two very different places in life. i mean we both have like established bullshit and careers and whatever, but i want to move far away and dick around for a bit longer before having kids. she tells me tonight she doesn't even want kids, and seems to want to leave the dicking around behind. but then again we both hate America and listen to Tool so maybe this can work.

i have no idea what's going to happen. i hope i get to nut on her gorgeous breastisis once again though. damn.