ITT we have 2:30AM chats with NAD

[NAD]

just finished my stout. buzz finally kicking in. going for another.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

NAD you're making me wanna go grab some more of my beer instead of be a thrifty college student and save it for tomorow.

 

[NAD]

DO IT. i have tons of beers in the fridge but this'll be my last. need to save my strength for tomorrow night.

making a public spectacle of yerself with a chick is one of my favorite things ever. it's like, i don't have a problem acting like an idiot really, but many occasions dictate you shouldn't. but when you're with a hot chick, you can give her a piggyback ride all through town and not give a fuck. why? because she's hot god dammit!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I wish to learn more of this

 

[NAD]

well, look at it this way. say you're sitting in some seminar about The Useful Properties of Ice Floc Patterns in Alaska. would you stand up on the desk and yell "I GOT BUTTRASH!!!" for no reason? probably not. now imagine some hot chick sitting next to you says "hey, i'll totally suck yous guy's dicks off if you stand up right now and yell 'I GOT BUTTRASH!!!'"? i mean i'd do it.

i think i'm finally drunk.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

a puzzling predicament.

 

[NAD]

i stopped making sense after post #20 by the way, class put yer pencils down please.

 

[NAD]

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

I don't normally share my recipes, but here's one that I couldn't help but pass along.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

huihuhuhuhuhuhuh

beat off the turner

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

well, look at it this way. say you're sitting in some seminar about The Useful Properties of Ice Floc Patterns in Alaska. would you stand up on the desk and yell "I GOT BUTTRASH!!!" for no reason? probably not. now imagine some hot chick sitting next to you says "hey, i'll totally suck yous guy's dicks off if you stand up right now and yell 'I GOT BUTTRASH!!!'"? i mean i'd do it.

This post makes perfect sense. It also works if you just like the person, or its a good friend going "dude, it'd be fucking awesome if..."

 

[NAD]

true, but boobs are generally the best bargaining chip in existence.

oh yeah, words of wisdom from NAD, said to my ex-chick earlier tonight:

okay i don't believe in god right, or at least the christian one. but if there was any real case that he DOES in fact exist, it's boobs. boobs are awesome. yet we have MAN-MADE boobs. some lines just shouldn't be crossed.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

lol. wtf!?

 

[NAD]

yeah i dunno. i think that was one of my examples of why i don't dig on SoCal much, since it's too phoney. she laughed, that's all that counts.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. fake = suckage.

 

[NAD]

i totally blasted A Sun That Never Sets the entire time i posted in this thread much to the chagrin of my stupid neighBORES, and it's just about over just like my second at-home beer. so i'm saying CHRISTIANS!?!? slater, dude.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha. awesome.

 

[lurch70]

yeah, this chick like, damn. she's pretty much the only woman i've loved, so there's a lot of emotion going on. but at the same time, we're at two very different places in life. i mean we both have like established bullshit and careers and whatever, but i want to move far away and dick around for a bit longer before having kids. she tells me tonight she doesn't even want kids, and seems to want to leave the dicking around behind. but then again we both hate America and listen to Tool so maybe this can work.

i have no idea what's going to happen. i hope i get to nut on her gorgeous breastisis once again though. damn.

one word ... MADOX!

 

[dorian gray]

whaaa? hahaha this thread rules. only problem is it reinforces the fact that all you guys have wwwaaayyy more fun than i do.
I DO NOTHING BUT WORK AND WATCH NON-CABLE TELEVISION. HELP PLEASE

 

[Russell]

true, but boobs are generally the best bargaining chip in existence.

My girlfriend just walked past and read this, then said "Nah, that's blowjobs".

Example: I refused to see the Harry Potter films, she rewarded me every time I watched one, and now I'm seriously considering buying them on DVD. Of course, I could just ask, but that's far more dull :Spin:

 

[dorian gray]

boobs are actually pretty boring. i understand the visual appeal but not the physical. and dont argue or make fun of me. ive had sex like 1,000,000 times more than any of you. except gugs of course.