ITT, we take comfort in small victories...

dude, once we were totally out of w33d and sitting around pissed off and then our roommate came in and was like "yo i think i saw a dime in the driveway" and we laughed at her but about two hours later bill was like "i'm lookin, nobody laugh"

and he came back in with a dime and we were like "whoa god TOTALLY put that there"
 
i bought an electric toothbrush for the first time in my life yesterday. i'm never going back to manual.