ITT: You give me helpful hints on how to get a life

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Ellestin]

1. Get off RC
2. Get laid
3. Come back to RC and brag about it extensively (including boobs pics)

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

1. Get off Computer
2. Get outside
3. Develop some interests besides metal?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lol off
lol outside
lol metal

 

[Necromunchkin]

Well, you are intellectual. I recommend spending too much time at the university, lurking around various venues making obscure references where people can hear you. Either they'll freak out and ask you to leave, or conversation will be initiated.

 

[Auschwitz]

Prozak sez coffee houses are the place to meet intellectuals and failed artists.

 

[lizard]

walk around with a cane. when queried, claim you suffered a wound aiding freedom fighters in Kragurkistan. You'll get laid for sure.

 

[Chromatose]

rape

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Your priority in life stops being how to impress some people in an internet forum.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Your priority in life stops being how to impress some people in an internet forum.

that's actually very good advice

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Who's trying to impress anybody here?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

befriend morgan freeman and bring him here to the board.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Your priority in life stops being how to impress some people in an internet forum.

This is really solid advice. Who gives a fuck about what anyone here thinks? Just cut back on the internet, go hang out where the college trollops frolic, shoot the shit, if ye get snubbed, who the fuck cares? It seems as if you want some female companionship (not just a banging), so go dive in the deep end and live your college years to the fullest. If not, you'll wind up 40yrs old with the only fond college memory being the time you logged into RC and seen Lurch in speedo's.

Just open up, be yourself, and the right girl will come your way.

 

[lurch70]

the only fond college memory being the time you logged into RC and seen Lurch in speedo's.

hey hey ... that's a good memory.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I never said it wasn't. I just said it was the "only" one.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey hey ... that's a good memory.

it is a good memory.

 

[NAD]

Yeah, less internet. The only time I was online through college was when I was at work.

Be social. Antisocial behavioUr is all well and good (I spend many hours a week reading a book alone), but it should not be e'er present. In fact I think I need to get out more, because only once or twice a week do I go out to a Hip Young Place. Need to start hanging out at Starfucks reading a weird book in hopes to meet Young Hot College Slutz. :Spin:

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

Find a nice girl, and then shower her with gifts.

 

[Mormagil]

if you live with your parents, move out. i really need to do that again too