Ive been a vegetarian for 4 days now

[zupi_clone]

chickens grow on trees, maren grows on mushrooms

 

[Dhatura]

mushrooms grow on zupi

 

[zupi_clone]

ban

 

[snow2fall]

well then why are yis called vegetarians?

Ovo-lacto vegetarians eat dairy products, eggs and honey. Vegans don't.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

And then there are the "fruititarians", who only eat things which cause no death to the plant.

 

[Bambi]

so why call yourself vegetarians then ffs? its like me calling myself a tea-ite. You actually non-meatarians or something

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Because that's what it's fucking called.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=vegetarianism

 

[Strangelight]

You are not a deer either.

Brand new nick please Maggie. A fresh start like.

 

[snow2fall]

Barbara: "Emma can't eat that. She's a vegetarian."
Nana (looking worried): "Oh, I am sorry for you."
Nana:"Will she have wafer-thin ham, Barbara?"

Maren: "No, thanks, no meat for me."
"How about chicken?" :Smug:

 

[Bambi]

*waits for someone to post that fucking line about dogs, cats and chiiickkeeennnnss and think its still funny*

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Do female vegetarians swallow semen?

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Still funny? That would have to mean that it was, at one point, funny.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

They're better off swallowing it, cause it's enriched with B12, as is vaginal fluid.

Now you know, and knowing is half the motherfucking battle.

 

[Brynjar]

but semen is more or less the same as egg whites, so if they're on that diet, they shouldn't swallow, no?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

But semen contains living organisms.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

 

[Brynjar]

you just can't win with that veggie stuff!

 

[Susie]

But semen contains living organisms.

Yeah but its not a cute little fury animal, well the animal yeh.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Well it's gonna die when she spits it out anyway, or die in her ass, so what's the difference?

Besides that, I haven't been dating any vegetarian porn actresses lately, so I think the topic on cum guzzling is somewhat moot.