I've decided that I'm getting old and am no longer going to wear skinny jeans.

[RedDog]

But oh wait, I've got an awesome body for them. Never mind.

 

[SocialNumb]

I can't figure out what Gucci handbag to buy.

I'm also in the market for a new shade of lipstick. :Spam:

 

[grywolf627]

^^He got tired of having to accessorize with his shoes that just went perfectly with the jeans.

Skinny jeans should be a crime against humanity. There's only a certain body type on women where they look good (and a lot women don't have it). And on men (and I use this term loosely)...it's just plain wrong.

 

[midget donkeys]

But oh wait, I've got an awesome body for them. Never mind.

This statement is like wearing a sign that dares people to kick you in the balls. I will get out of the way now and allow the mocking to begin.

 

[Line666]

I wear skinnies and I must look redic because I have total squat legs.

Having said that saying you have an awesome body for them is basically just admitting you look like a girl waist down.

 

[MindMunch]

You know, it´s not because there is only men on this forum that we need to be a gay board.

 

[Mm1066]

Lol'd at these replies

 

[darthjujuu]

tighties forever. fight me.

 

[darthjujuu]

here's me wearing tighties and sipping scotch and sitting in my kitchen in front of my hannah montana mural.

problem?

 

[SocialNumb]

here's me wearing tighties and sipping scotch and sitting in my kitchen in front of my hannah montana mural.

problem?

 

[SocialNumb]

 

[darthjujuu]

HAI FELLA'Z

 

[Harry Hughes]

Get dem real jeans :

 

[SocialNumb]

HAI FELLA'Z

What men can't smile?


hahaha

 

[darthjujuu]

leg-wear of the average visitor of Ultimate Metal Forum:

 

[Line666]

here's me wearing tighties and sipping scotch and sitting in my kitchen in front of my hannah montana mural.

problem?

 

[darthjujuu]

lol'ed til i pee'd

 

[updog]

what a gay thread

 

[Ensi]

 

[RedDog]

You all wish you had my thighs.

Lol.