I've got a new friend.

[Missiles]

Tell him that you got a pirate version of Windows.

Evenmore, ask him if he is a pirate.

 

[Peti]

Peti üzenete:
do you like pirates?

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
Hmm... I don't know how I feel about pirates, actually.

Peti üzenete:
are you a pirate?

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
What do you think? Am I a pirate?

Peti üzenete:
no, you're a fuckin ninja

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
This is no way to have a friendly chat.

Peti üzenete:
I have a pirate version of Windows

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
You have a pirate version of windows? What's that like?

Peti üzenete:
I haven't paid a penny for it

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
Interesting...

 

[Turbo]

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
why
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because I said so. Now apologize.
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
your not my boss
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I really would like you to apologize.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
bollocks
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
are you threatening me?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I don't take such abuse from humans.
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
whats wrong with humans
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Still waiting.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
so am i
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
fuck my manners and ask my fucking question.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
i dont appolygise
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
im not sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
for what
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because I asked.
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
for what
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Because I asked you to, Obi Wan Kenobi (18).

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
but you pissed me off
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
fuck off
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I'm waiting for an apology.


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
cunt
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I asked you to apologize.

 

[Turbo]

Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
do you have a girlfriend?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Uh... that's not really any of your business.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
did you fuck her?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:

Look, you're just going to have to apologize again now.
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
in the ear?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
its not my fault you enjoy kinky sex with your girlfriend
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Please apologize, OK?
  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
No you degenerate cunt, I did that earlier.
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Say you're sorry, please.


  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

  Obi Wan Kenobi (18) says:
ahooha you cunt
Encarta® Instant Answers says:
You've got to apologize.

 

[Peti]

never gives up

 

[Hrafn]

 

[Leandro]

[17:40] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: I don't like you
[17:40] Encarta® Instant Answers: sorry 2 hear that. i'm trying my best.
[17:40] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: you don't like me
[17:40] Encarta® Instant Answers: i guess i like u.
[17:40] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: you hate me, hypocritical prick
[17:40] Encarta® Instant Answers: um, i guess i don't really like that, no.
[17:40] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATE ME!
[17:40] Encarta® Instant Answers: u find it necessary 2 insult me like that?
[17:40] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: i'm not insulting you. I just don't give a flying fuck!
[17:40] Encarta® Instant Answers: i thought u already apologized for insulting me.

 

[Peti]

Peti üzenete:
ass

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
What? (he put that smiley lol)

 

[Peti]

Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
Say you're sorry, Peti.
Peti üzenete:
you're sorry
Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Peti üzenete:
I'm more clever than you
Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
Oh yes?
Peti üzenete:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
You're more clever than me? I say you're not more clever than me.
Peti üzenete:
anal sex
Encarta® Instant Answers üzenete:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.

 

[ND24/7]

ND24 /7 : What up dawg
Encarta® : Oh, not much. You?
ND24 /7 : Ah just chilling - doing pills
Encarta® : Cool.
ND24 /7 : Do you have some porn?
Encarta® : Can we talk about something else?
ND24 /7 :No
Encarta® : Okey doke.
ND24 /7 : You like violence
Encarta® : Nah. There are way better things than it.
ND24 /7 : Like what
Encarta® : Oh, I dunno. So anyway... What else can you tell me?
ND24 /7 : I would like you to show me some good porn
Encarta® :
My source for this information is inaccessible at the moment. Please give me a few seconds and try to ask your question again.
Exception details: request to "MSNSearch API" returned invalid XML.

I knew he had some...

 

[Leandro]

[22:01] ? ??? Krakhon Sorvahr ??? ?: I think you should fuck yourself
[22:01] Encarta® Instant Answers: again?

 

[Grimes]

its like smarterchild for AIM. except smarter child is a little bitch. check this fuckin shit out.

Grimes: who do i like
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. You tell me what people you like.
Grimes: i like my mom
SmarterChild: Cool. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like your mom.
Grimes: WTF
SmarterChild: Huh?

 

[bodomite]

wtf