Jeff Loomis' best of 2008 list

[Lordlucid]

I got a 9mm.... sadly its in my pants

 

[EricT]

At least you can measure yours...

 

[Lordlucid]

lol, that's when you're supposed say "they don't make big enough yard sticks".

 

[EricT]

No, thats when I say they don't make strong enough microsco... err, yeah. Yard sticks. Gotta love em.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Jeff Loomis small? The dude's a giant. With soft hands. Mmmm.

 

[Lordlucid]

I was telling John that you'd cut him if he punched the loomis!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Yeah boi. No hoe touches mah man and gets away wit it.
Seriously.

 

[Lordlucid]

You cut him womang you cut that bitch gooood.

 

[Captain Beard]

Figures I missed an epic thread.

 

[EricT]

Yeah boi. No hoe touches mah man and gets away wit it.
Seriously.

I promise not to fuck with your comics again if you draw one of your comics featuring jeff tea-bagging detsom.

DO IT?!

Edit: You just gotta make sure that there's a nice amount of balls on detsoms face for it to work right.

 

[Captain Beard]

I promise not to make fuck with your comics again if you draw one of your comics featuring jeff tea-bagging detsom.

DO IT?!

If you do, I promise to not make fun of your sexual decisions for 5 minutes!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It's REALLY tempting.
And not because of the offers.

 

[EricT]

HAhahaa.... I edited that right after. My ninja edit is too slow.

 

[EricT]

It's REALLY tempting.

Come on, do it. We'll be BFF. <3

 

[Captain Beard]

It's REALLY tempting.
And not because of the offers.

I'll say nice things about Jesus?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You mean we're not BFFs now. WHY TO BREAK MY HEART.

G'night gents.

 

[Captain Beard]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[EricT]

Fine... FUCK... I'LL DO IT.

Yeah... my art skills aren't... right...

Edit: Fixed spelling.

 

[Captain Beard]

Guitar cock-n-balls eh?

 

[EricT]

Yes. It's his special ability. He can transform his cock into a giant COCKTAR.