Jeffery Dahmer biography...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... on A&E Biography right now. So... I'm sitting in the dark, at the computer, watching a show about a little boy who would disect dead animals while becoming sexually stimulated while disecting dead animals and fantasizing about simultaniously fucking and killing men. Morbid? Who, me? Noooo...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

As long as you are not masturbating, then that's perfectly normal.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Morbid? You? Naaaah...

And I'm not touching LoM's comment with a ten-foot pole. Because that involves me whapping the monitor with my dick, and that's kinda weird.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You just said your dick was 10 feet long.... If memory serves me correctly....you're off by about 9.999999999999999 feet......because your dick is 19.999999999999999 feet long.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I was talking about when it's soft.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

dude. This thread is Grimness.

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey, I masturbate while watching snuff porn. Yeah, morbid as fuck. Never killed a girlfriend though, thinking about it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Do you know what is even more amazing? Pyrus doesn't even have a cock, he has a clit.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Kiiiiiiiiiiiing Of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings!!!!!

 

[Guerrilla]

POWERS THAT BE FUCKING RULES!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Who says I don't find serial killers sexy? Uhh... wait a second... nevermind. Aaaaaaanyway...
Well, LoM and Pyrus, I see you are in the process of hijacking my thread with your own obligatory teenage male fantasies. Have fun, boys.

~Laura

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hate Eternal are fucking great.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

they're uber fun to watch live... only have a couple songs that i like.... but they're amusing in concert

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Well, LoM and Pyrus, I see you are in the process of hijacking my thread with your own obligatory teenage male fantasies. Have fun, boys."

Hey, no problem, it's what we do.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I know what i do.... you're mom that is!!!


ooooooh snap.
Ok, that was lame. But thats ok, you forgive me.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, I'll forgive you alright.....LIKE Jeffery Dahmer

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

OMFG, we're taking a detour back to the original topic...

 

[neal]

doubtful.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, as long as we are not masturbating....

 

[neal]

but that probably isnt very often.
-neal