Jesus Christ, how many of your parents fucked in the month of March?

[perniciosa]

November babies are concieved in February...
Still a five-star thread though...

 

[Shpongled]

I before E except after C.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

me too.

same here. mine's just crazy

 

[Captain Beard]

Mine is mean and spiteful.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I was thinking about this very thing as I was getting ready today! All you Nevermore people, plus myspace people, plus people I know elsewhere, all born in November. Condoms must break on Valentine's Day

 

[Captain Beard]

It's a conspiracy. Every year, the condoms companies poke tiny holes in their February stock and have it all placed a few days before Valentines.

 

[Chromatose]

I'll be sure to stock up with a family pack in january.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*economy pack

not family pack

 

[Captain Beard]

With the sex jokes made about you two, I'd buy freight directly from the company.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

 

[Captain Beard]

...right.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

It's a conspiracy. Every year, the condoms companies poke tiny holes in their February stock and have it all placed a few days before Valentines.

 

[Shpongled]

I wonder how many of those got used that night.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

hahaha. any chick that has condoms on her is a pass.

 

[Lunar Still]

What are they, 15?

 

[neal]

^seriously, ive seen bigger breasts on a a chicken. id still do em though.


my brother's birthday is nov 10.

 

[Chromatose]

*economy pack

not family pack

BUT BUT, MY COMEDIC WORDPLAY

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

at the Beggar's Pizza next to the Super 8 everyone stayed at for Powerfest, we were talking about the sausage pizza porn video while trying to decide what size pizza we wanted to get. one of the pizza sizes was family size, and thus Eric slurred to our waiter that we wanted a "family sausage pizza." Will and i were laughing so hard i think one or both of us almost slid under the table, Russell just commanded Eric to "DIE." and our waiter, i believe, just walked away very confused but probobly knew exactly what we were talking about.

 

[Lunar Still]

at the Beggar's Pizza next to the Super 8 everyone stayed at for Powerfest, we were talking about the sausage pizza porn video while trying to decide what size pizza we wanted to get. one of the pizza sizes was family size, and thus Eric slurred to our waiter that we wanted a "family sausage pizza." Will and i were laughing so hard i think one or both of us almost slid under the table, Russell just commanded Eric to "DIE." and our waiter, i believe, just walked away very confused but probobly knew exactly what we were talking about.

Then the guy said "I'll put that in for you," and I replied "Yeah, you put in that sausage." Good times.

Not as good, however, as when Will discovered he had demagnetized the keycard AGAIN, and greeted all of Mokena with a might cry of "BALLS!!!!"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Then the guy said "I'll put that in for you," and I replied "Yeah, you put in that sausage." Good times.

Not as good, however, as when Will discovered he had demagnetized the keycard AGAIN, and greeted all of Mokena with a might cry of "BALLS!!!!"

that was a truly amazing moment to witness.

good news! my parents have agreed ... well, not so much agreed as acknowledged the fact that i'm going to the next powerfest! i figured that it'd probobly be a good idea to inform them of my outing as opposed to the previous powerfest and the studio 7 show they were kinda clueless about.

the super 8 staff will once again tremble with fear.