Jesus Christ, how many of your parents fucked in the month of March?

[EricT]

that was a truly amazing moment to witness.

good news! my parents have agreed ... well, not so much agreed as acknowledged the fact that i'm going to the next powerfest! i figured that it'd probobly be a good idea to inform them of my outing as opposed to the previous powerfest and the studio 7 show they were kinda clueless about.

the super 8 staff will once again tremble with fear.

I've already booked my room. I'm probably gonna keep it my own room this year, though.

 

[ledmag]

my parents did, in march of 1981, just nine months before they had my youngest brother.

 

[Morganna]

at the Beggar's Pizza next to the Super 8 everyone stayed at for Powerfest, we were talking about the sausage pizza porn video while trying to decide what size pizza we wanted to get. one of the pizza sizes was family size, and thus Eric slurred to our waiter that we wanted a "family sausage pizza." Will and i were laughing so hard i think one or both of us almost slid under the table, Russell just commanded Eric to "DIE." and our waiter, i believe, just walked away very confused but probobly knew exactly what we were talking about.

The family sausage!

The other reason might be that it's so damn cold in february that people hump more to keep warm. Aside from the condom hole conspiracy

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Its cold here right now, wanna hump?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my actual birthday's in march so i don't have to think about my parents having sex!

 

[Dead Winter]

Yes you do! Every time you have a birthday, you have to think, "Wow, if my parents hadn't had sexual intercourse, if my father's ejaculate hadn't infiltrated my mother's womb, I never would've been born."

I've never encountered it, THANK THE GODS, but I can imagine it's even worse having to live with sexually active parents. Imagine trying to go to sleep and hearing your parents doing it...or worse...WALKING IN ON THEM.

Sweet dreams!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

how have you never encountered that thought? were you a test tube baby?


(i'm gonna feel like such a douchebag if you were )

 

[Captain Beard]

Walking in on coital duties is not a great thing. It leaves you in a bad mood for at least the rest of the day.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"coital duties"? so now you're saying our parents are SUPPOSED to be having sex?

 

[Captain Beard]

If you're Catholic, yes. If not, yes, sex in exchange for no beatings.

 

[Dead Winter]

how have you never encountered that thought? were you a test tube baby?


(i'm gonna feel like such a douchebag if you were )

Yes I'm a test tube baby!!! I have no bellybutton!!!

No, I was just trying to gross you out a bit. For me, the ultimate gross-out is parental coitus.

 

[Dead Winter]

"coital duties"? so now you're saying our parents are SUPPOSED to be having sex?

No, it's YOUR duty to have sex with your husband.

YOUR DUTY!!!!!!!!!! That means he gets whatever he wants, when he wants it. Now I know we live in modern times and marriage is an ancient institution, so I'll cut you some slack.

You don't have to be married. But you still must fuck Will however he wants, whenever he wants.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

If you're Catholic, yes. If not, yes, sex in exchange for no beatings.

c'mon, i'm sure Catholics do that. they're people, too, david.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, I know, I was cutting them slack. Have you beaten Will lately? He seems too bold and has been leaving the kitchen.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yes I'm a test tube baby!!! I have no bellybutton!!!

No, I was just trying to gross you out a bit. For me, the ultimate gross-out is parental coitus.

haha, i just misread what you said ... i guess i didn't understand that you were saying you'd never walked in on your parents.

the closest i've gotten to that was being in the kitchen when my dad was on the phone with my mom and i hear him make some vaguely sexual comment. i innidietely freeze in the middle of whatever i'm doing with this terror-stricken look on my face. he turns to me and says "You didn't hear that." I think my response was something along the lines of "Gotcha. I'm gonna go drink bleach now, daddy."

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

No, it's YOUR duty to have sex with your husband.

YOUR DUTY!!!!!!!!!! That means he gets whatever he wants, when he wants it. Now I know we live in modern times and marriage is an ancient institution, so I'll cut you some slack.

You don't have to be married. But you still must fuck Will however he wants, whenever he wants.

i think he wants to date you now.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yeah, I know, I was cutting them slack. Have you beaten Will lately? He seems too bold and has been leaving the kitchen.

i have yet to master astral projection so that i can beat him from 300 miles away.

 

[Captain Beard]

Love tap telegram, I'm telling you.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bu it'd mean so much more it i could do it myself

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, true. Let Will know you care by rupturing a testicle and perforating his colon ala Mr. Hands!