NoLordy ate Jesus this afternoon after he stiffed me on payment for a sandwich. He tasted like he was full of shit, so I used ketchup and Smirnoff Twist. That helped. 
predeterminator
Metal Veteran
Brotherelf
Nothing Left to Mutilate
Fuck off, Jesus is coming.
Alright, I'll get busy. Does it matter if I'm busy blowing up churches?
Alright, I'll get busy. Does it matter if I'm busy blowing up churches?
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
Maybe Jesus wil try and convert us...that's scary...
heh,Jesus is a ledmag inpersonator?That actually makes sense,lol.
Would Jesus be disapointed if I told him that I don't want to be raped by his light?
heh,Jesus is a ledmag inpersonator?That actually makes sense,lol.
Would Jesus be disapointed if I told him that I don't want to be raped by his light?
Yes, very much so. But I'm sure there are many of stupid fucks that wouldn't mind being raped by his... I mean, His... light.
QuothTheRaven
I see dumb people
neal
wizard in black
alright, if you're us, what number are we thinking of?
sixtynine dudes!
hahaha what a stupid fucking movie hahaa
-neal
sixtynine dudes!
hahaha what a stupid fucking movie hahaa
-neal
dreaming neon darkspot
natures' retard
So he'd try to rape one of those stupid fucks..."Raped by the light of Christ",I wonder if that's some type of bizarre way of saying "accepted into the kingdom of Heaven"
who knows?
ledmag
New Metal Member
that would be strange indeed.Originally posted by Ecstatic Youth
Maybe JESUS is a LEDMAG impersonator? Stranger things have happened at UM.com!
