Joke time: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

[Morgan C]

post yours!

 

[Lasse Lammert]

what do you get if you crossbreed an insomniac with an agnostic with a dyslexic?
someone who stays up all night wondering if theres a dog .....

 

[Boneman]

Why do they call it 'Free Jazz' ?


Because nobody would pay to listen to it.

 

[ratsapprentice]

What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?


........One baby nailed to ten trees.

 

[AboutBlank]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a stone?

You can't fuck a stone.

 

[grywolf627]

^^You're a truly disturbed individual if you even find that remotely funny.

 

[Derpsicle]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?
32.

 

[Daemoniac]

What's pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

Baby with slashed floaties.



What's pink and yellow and floats in the pool?

Floaties with slashed baby.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clowns costume.

(first I thought this thread was for dyslexic jOkes only)

 

[Empathy]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

 

[AboutBlank]

sorry, but I haven't started that^^

 

[TheDriller]

Man walks into a bar,
He is an alcoholic and it's destroying his family

 

[wetpenny]

i finished with my dyslexic girlfriend when i caught her cooking someone elses socks

 

[wetpenny]

hear about the dyslexic pimp?
he brought shares in a warehouse

 

[Derpsicle]

What did little Tim get for christmas?
Cancer.

 

[TonyS.]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a stone?

You can't fuck a stone.

I was too shy to post this

 

[wetpenny]

My mate found out last night he's both gay and dyslexic... He's still in Daniel.

 

[JeffEstrada]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?
32.

...that's a small bathtub, I've gone up to 45

 

[drew_drummer]

How many dead babies can I fuck??

NONE you sicko!! Bury them with dignity!

 

[Derpsicle]

...that's a small bathtub, I've gone up to 45