Joke time: How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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JeffTD
Senhor Testiculo
What's the worst part about raping a 7 year old?
Having to get the blood dry-cleaned out of your clown suit.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
Having to get the blood dry-cleaned out of your clown suit.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
MaellaJohn
Member
Uros
Sonic Incision
Why is a leprous man lying at the bottom of the pool?
-He's doing the role of an effervescent tablet
uke:
-He's doing the role of an effervescent tablet
uke:
Jarkko Mattheiszen
The FU guy.
Argh. This was what I first thought when I saw the topic, only to find out it was already the fifth joke in the thread.
I don't know any other jokes. People have usually left after that one so I never saw it necessary to learn any.
schwinginbatman
It's shittay!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's dead.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Stolen.
What's the difference between a black pilot and a white pilot?
Nothing.
Because she's dead.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Stolen.
What's the difference between a black pilot and a white pilot?
Nothing.
Skinny Viking
¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?
^ actually, the better version of the joke is:
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane?"
"A pilot ... you racist fuck!"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane?"
"A pilot ... you racist fuck!"
AdamG94
Member
Derpsicle
Member
NoSoup4you22
Keep on blorpin'
Sickan
¯\(°_o)/¯
What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman?
Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.
Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.
Virgil.
¯\(°_o)/¯
Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus?
.... Because she would have had a heart attack with all the seat options.
.... Because she would have had a heart attack with all the seat options.
Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
What's the difference between 20 bowling balls and 20 dead babies?
You can't load the bowling balls onto a truck with a pitch fork.
You can't load the bowling balls onto a truck with a pitch fork.
ChrisTanakaCanwell
Member
Virgil.
¯\(°_o)/¯
You're right, my bad. All these jokes about dead babies are CLEARLY much better. :Smug:
Daemoniac
Resident Rivethead
Or the alternate version;
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
jipchen
ForesterStudio
Dudes, I know a few dead baby jokes too but they're all pretty lame and it stops being funny after the second one. There's gotta be some people who know jokes that are actually funny (Personally, I forget jokes about 10 seconds after I heard them so no I don't have any, other than dead-baby jokes. Hmmmmm)
(Personally, I forget jokes about 10 seconds after I heard them so no I don't have any, other than dead-baby jokes. Hmmmmm)
Ensi
CAT WITH FUKKEN PODS
A culturally enriched male of african descent living in America and a warm and welcoming citizen of southern America is in a car. Who's driving?
The police.
AHHAhe..eh
The police.
AHHAhe..eh
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