I was walking through a construction site and some worker pointed at me and yelled "Ey! We got John Lennon comin' through!" I was wearing gigantic black jeans with 22 pockets, combat boots, a black YEAR OF OUR LORD T-shirt, and big blue-lensed sunglasses (not round). I don't think my hair resembles Lennon's. So why did he yell that?
MAYBE WHATEVER'S WRONG WITH LENNON IS WRONG WITH ME, TOO.
So what IS wrong with Lennon?