Just a thought...

[Lunar Still]

Rattlehead0112 (7:36:17 PM): you know, looking at your thread, for some reason where the character said her name made my think about characters' names in pornos
Rattlehead0112 (7:36:36 PM): they always have the same ones....Amber, David, Ashley, Steve...
Rattlehead0112 (7:36:45 PM): I want to see a porno with Gladys and Gerald
Rattlehead0112 (7:37:44 PM): Gerald will have a thick Hindu accent and Gladys only speaks Basque
Shayea (7:37:58 PM): can Gerald have a unibrow?
Rattlehead0112 (7:38:05 PM): that goes without saying!
Shayea (7:38:17 PM): hehe....those hindus and their unibrows
Rattlehead0112 (7:38:44 PM): Gladys will be an unemployed seamstress living in her mother's basement and Gerald will be the Indian food delivery guy who she called at 3 am
Rattlehead0112 (7:39:08 PM): they will 69 while eating Indian food off of each other
Rattlehead0112 (7:39:15 PM): it will be the unsexiest porno EVER
Shayea (7:39:21 PM): eureka!
Rattlehead0112 (7:39:24 PM): but damnit they'll have unique names

 

[Shmu]

69 while eating Indian food ? Interesting ....

 

[EricT]

Shayea

It's that Ahmed Al-Shayea, the coolest saudi EVER.

 

[Shmu]

Taliban porn , now that is a good idea

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and then they're joined by the landlady's morbidly obese daughter, Maude, for a threesome.

 

[Lord Foul]

There are places you really don't want to get curry.



Just sayin'

 

[neal]

There are places you really don't want to get curry.

like your mouth

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I don't know why, but I really hate to read those AIM pastes.... Normally I just don't...

Of course this time I did, and yeah I'm with Lord Foul on that one.

 

[Liverslapper]

Taliban porn , now that is a good idea

Committing adultery, followed by there execution.


I wanna watch

 

[Psychonaut]

... string of little firecrackers around the mens grotesquely hairy members revealed as the robe drops. A quick tap on a remote sends harmless sparks flying.

*Cut to the surprised woman's face as the shock fades to a smile*

"This not its suicide mission?"

"No", he replies, ripping the tattered explosives off. "This has a much bigger charge, but will only detonate in a cave. Or on your face."

*Queue shabbabah solo*