Just found out...

i have like 90 scars i can't explain. it's best to make up good stories for them because chicks digs scars and liars.
 
I recover from most of my scars, so all the ones I have are from fairly serious incidents and as such I know exactly where they came from.
 
Scars behind the ears and kneecaps are usually sure signs of alien experimentation, as well as waking up in strange places and bleeding from the anus.

These can also be sure signs that you drank too much last night.
 
MajestikMøøse said:
IT'S ONE OF THOSE EAR BUGS FROM STAR TREK II!


Speaking of Star Trek..


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:loco:
 
Iconoclastic Tendencies said:
I recover from most of my scars, so all the ones I have are from fairly serious incidents and as such I know exactly where they came from.

You "recover" from your scars? That's an odd phrase. You mean the majority of your scars have eventually faded?