Just got laid

^Mat, you really are living the dream haha - enjoy the fruits of your labors! :headbang:

So many topics, where to start...

1.) For fucks sake all of you that are talking about putting stuff in your ass stop. Yes it does make you gay please pick up your complimentary rainbow flag and start using the word Fabulous.

2.) Marcus, be married for a few years then tell me if you don't think that random hookup sex of your past was not the greatest thing ever.

3.) Winter snow, man your lack of self confidence is screaming out of the screen at me. I know I was that way long ago to. Listen to Jeff he speaks the truth. Your trying to hard, being too nice, and you think the chicks you are after are way better people than they really are. Most of them are not.

If your young and going bald shave your head, this can look good. Start working out. Stand up straight. Look people straight in the eye when talking to them. I was a shy insecure guy before I joined the army, by the time I was out I was clean cut, physically fit, and self confident (I was also possibly psychotic but that is another story). I started noticing chicks checking me out in public. Girls I went to college with starting throwing themselves at me. Then I got married and ruined it all.:tickled:

And yes you can hook up with random people on craigslist and adultfriendfinder. I have railed several chicks this way, based off my physical looks (see working out advice). A couple of the chicks were actually super hot. This might not be the best place for you to look though if you are shy, because I railed these ladies while their husbands filmed it and or fucked their wives mouths. Group sex requires a true lack of inhibition (and morals:tickled:)

But I am getting off topic, there are chicks that will fuck you Wintersun and it is your job in life to rail them. Just don't knock them up.

This deserves to be bumped :lol: RIP Steve, you gave us all some great laughs :kickass:
 
Ah really ? Cool !

Precisely in Matosinhos, north of Porto, near the airport, and the beach.

No, once in a while you can find a hot girl, but to be honest most of them are really, really unattractive :lol:
Man you live in Hungary... Girls there are freaking hot ! Poland, hungaria, bulgaria, latvia/estonia/lithuania, all the hot girls are there !

My brother was born in Ovar, sure you have heard of the place, and my family lives near Aveiro :D

Definitely I can tell you that you are in the worst part of Portugal for chicks, but if you are into beef I can tell you that you should check the restaurants in the villages around :loco:

Hungarian girls are very flashy but not that great. They are hot, but little curves, kind of slutty fashion (too much sometimes) and most of the hot ones don't even speak English... But they are by far the easiest to pull out in a club.
 
dudes, you want to get laid? then come to Brazil, more precisely, Belém, the place I live. Girls here are usually very easy and the local Playboy even had an article with a 'how to' to get laid here hehehehe
 
It never got that bad for me to the point of "bummer, I ain't getting laid anytime soon".

If that's the case - fucking whack it. There's a plethora of free porn on the interwebz. :lol:
 
Yeah that's pretty much the obvious solution, dude. :lol:

So what's the problem then? :lol:

I see some friends posting all day on FB about how unhappy they are because their womens left them and blah blah blah...SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH!! :lol: (not that this applies to the OP or anyone involved here)

No female wants to see a man down like that. And no man should ever let a mere human bring them down to such levels.

Stop giving a fuck and have fun being single when you don't have someone to answer to and have a shadow everywhere you go etc. I love my woman to death but if she left me tomorrow my world wouldn't slam to a hault over it. Maybe that's a horrible thing to say/think, maybe it's pretty bad that I can just de-sensitize myself to these situations for the most part....either that, or it's metal as fuck. :headbang:
 
Oh I'm not looking for advice or answers to why I'm such a loser with the laydays, I know why. Too shy, too self-conscious of my physical flaws, don't go out much. Dry spell wont last forever. I'll make damn sure of that.
 
So what's the problem then? :lol:

I see some friends posting all day on FB about how unhappy they are because their womens left them and blah blah blah...SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH!! :lol: (not that this applies to the OP or anyone involved here)

No female wants to see a man down like that. And no man should ever let a mere human bring them down to such levels.

Stop giving a fuck and have fun being single when you don't have someone to answer to and have a shadow everywhere you go etc. I love my woman to death but if she left me tomorrow my world wouldn't slam to a hault over it. Maybe that's a horrible thing to say/think, maybe it's pretty bad that I can just de-sensitize myself to these situations for the most part....either that, or it's metal as fuck. :headbang:

a big + 1 to this.

Same here. my girl's the best, but if she left me tomorrow just like that i wouldn't be bitch or feel down because of it. all in all women are only women, and nothing more. and if one of them, as awesome as she may be, doesn't want you, she can go and fuck herself.
 
I didn't start "dating" girls only when I became a pilot :lol:

Is there a joke with Ovar and Aveiro ? Cause I haven't specifically heard of them ? Or did I ?

So what parts of Portugal are better girl-wise ? I have actually had 2 Latvia girls at home from couchsurfing.org and one of them is Erasmus student in Coimbra, seems like the place to be to have fun. I told her I wanted to come over whenever they party, which they apparently do 3 times a week :p

Yeah food is good here, after France it's the first place where I actually enjoyed restaurants. Here it's all about fish, since I leave near the beach.

I'm not too surprised about your Hungarian girls, but sometimes I wish girls in France were a good balance in between flashy and easy sluts, and the complicated and hard to get Frenchies they are. I like that probably because that's exotic and a culture shock to me who is used to French girls where wearing high heels other than the normal semi high black ones is equal to being a slut. Scoring a girl in a club in France is a challenge of the same level as scoring 5 in England from what I experienced there. You can definitely have your dose of meaningless sexual encounters in France but it involves way more energy than anywhere else, or so it seems.

I need to visit brazil someday :D

Well, you will eventually hear from those places, because Ovar has the best "Pao de Lo" in Portugal (it's a massive egg muffin, awesome) and Aveiro is often referred as "Little Venice" because of it's canal. Beautiful city, it's the capital of the district with the same name, just south to Porto.

Coimbra is THE place if you want college girls :D
Porto is awesome for hi-end exclusive chicks for the northern part of Portugal
Lisboa and the algarve are fucking nice, girls there are nothing like the uggs of the north.

Anyways, I think Portuguese chicks are one of the hardest to game. Very skeptical and not very into one night stands that much.
 
Well, you will eventually hear from those places, because Ovar has the best "Pao de Lo" in Portugal (it's a massive egg muffin, awesome) and Aveiro is often referred as "Little Venice" because of it's canal. Beautiful city, it's the capital of the district with the same name, just south to Porto.

Coimbra is THE place if you want college girls :D
Porto is awesome for hi-end exclusive chicks for the northern part of Portugal
Lisboa and the algarve are fucking nice, girls there are nothing like the uggs of the north.

Anyways, I think Portuguese chicks are one of the hardest to game. Very skeptical and not very into one night stands that much.

I am portuguese and I totally agree with this :D
 
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and be done, if it doesn't matter that some will call you a perv, most people think
you're disgusting, or some ugly girls will try to get it, too, than there's a good chance
to get laid ;)

It actually worked 2 times for a friend of mine...both the times some ugly girls were
interested, but both times he ended with fucking some decent to hot girls.
And no, he's not hung like a horse or looks great, the girls just got turned on by a guy
who was crazy enough to do this...
 
^ yeah but... in Germany I presume?

That shit doesnt work in places where piss and bukkake porn isnt so fuckin typical, lol
 
^ yeah but... in Germany I presume?

That shit doesnt work in places where piss and bukkake porn isnt so fuckin typical, lol

Most of those movies (at least newer ones) aren't produced in Germany...don't ask :D

But for real, most of the girls there weren't German and he was able to get girls without
a problem in the USA, Spain, and Denmark, most of the time he just said stuff like:
"you're pretty hot, if you're not in a relationship, may I ask if you need to get railed?"

I couldn't believe it until I saw it...
 
According to some friends of mine who go often to europe, they say that in general euro girls are pretty easy. I was talking to my most shy friend last week about his last trip he went to spain, england, france, belgium, portugal, denmark and some other countries and in every country he went the girls were sooo easy. You european sneapsters shouldn't complain :lol:

 
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I think your home country is logically always going to be the hardest to game women in unless you've built a bit of social acclaim because theres a 'something new' element to being a foreigner isn't there? I reckon I would have no difficulty in America just on the basis that some girls would find it exotic that I have a silly accent.