karen, get out of my dreams!!

[Det Som Engang Var]

Quite the contrary sir, that's what dreams are for!
I hope that i'll be extra slutty and far from classy in them too.

You never are in mine. You're as graceful and angelic as I picture you in real life.

Not to kiss ass, I'm just being honest. One time I dreamed we were having coffee. It was a great dream.

 

[Liverslapper]

You mean, SEX!

 

[replicated]

You are always in mine. You're as graceful and angelic as I picture you in real life.

Not to kiss ass, I'm just being horny. One time I dreamed we were having consensual sex. It was a great wet dream.

.

 

[Liverslapper]

Brilliant!

 

[Altitudes]

You never are in mine. You're as graceful and angelic as I picture you in real life.

Not to kiss ass, I'm just being honest. One time I dreamed we were having coffee. It was a great dream.

sttgl

You have to be cool man! Insult her, and then she'll want you.

Like this. Karen, you frighten me. Your yiddish butt is so big that it occupies all of Palestine.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

.

You know, as horny as I am, I have never had a wet dream or sex dream in my life that I can recall.

 

[replicated]

Never had one myself, but I have woken up quite a few times fucking my hand.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Nothing beats masturbating upon awakening. Way more surreal.

 

[El Stormo]

You know, as horny as I am, I have never had a wet dream or sex dream in my life that I can recall.

I had a few sex dreams, but wet ones? Me neither, and I'm quite pleased about it.

 

[Liverslapper]

I am glad I have not had one. You know that semen will be matted into your leg hair when you wake up.

 

[replicated]

I wish I could get a wet dream. If I could bust while having a sex dream, it would be like having real sex with Hilary Clinton every night.

 

[Liverslapper]

I am working on it though. This is in the works. I get close to bursting in white creamy goodness, but I always wake up near the end.


My dreams are a giant cock tease.

 

[Altitudes]

I'm a premature ejaculator, so don't touch me when im about to wake up.

This is how I begin all conversations.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

So do you guys use some form of lubricant or just go at it raw?

I know Steve likes to lick his hand after sprinkling his bed with rose pedals.

 

[Liverslapper]

You said you would never......

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

And you said we would always be together! Hmph!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

jesus, you guys have destroyed my poor, innocent thread.

it was supposed to be all about MY sex dreams about karen!!

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, yes....why don't you tell us about a few...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she's wearing lingerie from walmart and i'm covering her in Applebee's spinach artichoke dip. she hates it, but her resistance just turns me on more.

 

[El Stormo]

she hates it, but her resistance just turns me on more.