Bankstown Roller Rink, did you say? Back in my day the standard venue for adolescent groping was opposite my old high school, behind the White Rooster chicken shop on Hampstead Road. No-one ever invited me of course, but it's my own fault for spending all my lunch hours in the library .
Spiff, wash your mouth out young man! Like her two colleagues, Ms Robinson is one of the most gorgeous creatures on God's green Earth and I won't hear a word against her. Do I make myself clear? .
I'm not normally violent, but he who disses the fairest children's TV hosts in all the land must suffer greatly for his impertinence. Now where's that glove? I must have thrown it down somewhere...