I asked her out.

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[KoichCPA]

she wants to cyber me so bad.

 

[The Amazer]

hahahaha, man, she's full gonna pee in my mouth when I do my Really Passionate Open Mouth left head turn backup vocal move.

Sorry Terry, but it's true. You don't stand a chance with the rokkers on this forum.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Just wait till she sees my sexed up glam warrior ad!

 

[KoichCPA]

I have been practicing my vocals so they sound like Blackie,

I am almost there.

I will sing Animal to her, and she will ask me how I make artificial lovers for free.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

I bet I could make her never want another man ever!

Yeah but killing her isn't gunna prove anything!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Imagine the post Terry is gonna make if he ever gets to screw this girl. It's gonna be a UM Announcement I bet.

 

[KoichCPA]

HAY GUYS I TOTALY BANGED THIS BITCH.


sure you did Terry, and Trent is masculine.

 

[The Amazer]

I will sing Bad English's "WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE" because I'm a romantic.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I will sing Bad English's "WHEN I SEE YOU SMILE" because I'm a romantic.

Great song. But I think I will sing Stripper Girl to woo her

 

[KoichCPA]

I will sing DIRTY BALLS

I wanna ride you
Like the animal you are
I wanna ride you til you're raw
I wanna slide up all inside
All over you
I wanna do you like
The wicked bitch you are
Call me a bastard
A real bad attitude
Shove it in their faces
Show my dirty ooh

I'm gonna do you like
The savages you are
I wanna do ya til you die
I'm gonna ride 'em cowboy style
For all to see
Make 'em all my bitches
Take 'em all and make 'em cry
Oh am I nasty?
Do you think I'm rude?
I just wanna see ya'
Hold my dirty ooh

Dirty balls, balls, balls
Is all I need
Hang 'em high oh tonight
So the world can see
Dirty - balls, balls, balls
Is all I need
So dirty oh Lord a' mercy
All I want to see

I'm gonna hold, gonna hold em'
High, high, high
So dirty, oh so dirty oh
Til I die, die, die


If that doesn't woo her, her heart is made of some form of alloy.

 

[The Amazer]

I have tears in my eyes man... that's just beautiful.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Sing "Don't Cry (Just Suck)" to her as well as your encore

 

[Winmar]

Shit, I wish I'd had those lyrics a few years back when the lunatic feminists were harping on non-stop in the Deakin Uni student newsletter.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Try doing a contemporary arts course at Deakin Uni then Rob! Lunatic feminists galore! Horrible!

 

[Winmar]

Jesus - that must have been hell! Sorry, I mean: Trent - that must have been hell!

What exactly were they studying? Was there a subject called "All men are bastards and responsible for all bad things in my life: a blinkered feminist perspective"?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Nah I think it was "ACC305: Shave your heads, look like dykes & try to sound intelligent".

 

[Shannow]

I liked some guy on the T.V. some time.

He reckoned he was writing a book "Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth.....Deal with it !!".