Tonight was fucking great! ( . ) ( . )

[JonBonJovi]

where we went there was a lot of eye candy! mmmmmmm mmmmmmm

 

[Goreripper]

Ooh yeah. Plenty of girls wearing those evening gown things that plunge right down to the belly and have no back. Schweeet.

 

[KoichCPA]

pics please.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Sounds cool!

 

[JonBonJovi]

sorry Koich no camera!

 

[Goreripper]

What? Doesn't that thing I installed in that necklace of yours work? Bugger.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Nope went swimming with it on and fucked it! bloody drunken skinny dipping!

 

[Goreripper]

Damn that drunken skinny dipping! Damn it all to hell!

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

thought i'd just make the 120th post in this thread.

and i'd like to dedicate it to Seinfield because just like Seinfield this thread is about nothing

 

[JonBonJovi]

Damn that drunken skinny dipping! Damn it all to hell!

That's not what you said the other day!

 

[Goreripper]

 

[Spruce Goose]

Again...

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

DRUNKEN FONDLER!!

 

[Spruce Goose]

2nd chick was FUCKING SICK in terms of fucking, but not that great a looker, she never been kissed (she would be a 6 out of 10), she was wearing a low LOW cut top showing off her boobs which are FUCKING GREAT cause she's italian, i went upto her and put my hand on her waist and talked to her for a couple of seconds but she said "no terry" and walked off, but i did have some fun with her, even though she kept saying "no" when i asked her to dance.
like when we were all in a circle dancing and i was next to her with my arm around her i would caress her arm with one of my fingers in a romantic kinda way and would run my hand down her back when the song would finish in a charming way.

THAT could quite possibly be the best quote I have ever read on a forum.
I especially like this sentance:

2nd chick was FUCKING SICK in terms of fucking, but not that great a looker

 

[Icarus]

the first chick i went upto on the dance floor and put my hand on her waist to which she replied "oooo terry" i then slid it onto her arse(type of arse that i like, chunky but not too chunky) to which she laughed, i then walked away (cause the alcohol was warying off and i would've been on a erection had i continued), i then went back upto her and put my hand on waist to which she replied "no terry" and walked off

This "(cause the alcohol was warying off and i would've been on a erection had i continued)" is pure comedy gold as well. hahaah

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Oh it's MAGICAL!

 

[Kem]

Hahaha

 

[Sydo]

holy crap! I think I'd better read this one from the start.

 

[Sydo]

Well that was wierd..

 

[Smashed]

Ahhh some old school Terry Gold! tm