Update on the chick in my tafe class

Heres another hot tip, wear cologne.

I suggest half a bottle of brut, and don't shave, girls love guys with patchy beards. Wear your best thongs and flanno, only drink half a case before the date starts.
 
Make sure you take the rest of the case along with you, in case she gets thirsty or wants to go to some fancy BYO restaurant. It'll show you're class.
 
First date I went on was in Year 8 to the movies (can't even remember what I saw) and it was so ridiculous, I didn't even like the girl! :lol: She just rang up (fuck knows how she got my number) and asked me out so I said ok and didn't even know who I was saying yes to HAHAHA! Didn't go on another date after that until about year 11 I think it was? Maybe even year 12! Wasn't much of a success either! I haven't really had much very much success at all really.... I have bad luck!
 
I think I was 18 when I had my first date since the dodgy year 8 blind date hahaha, and that one was dodgy as hell too. Then wasn't till first year uni when I was 19 till I had another one and got myself a girlfriend finally, and then that only ended up lasting about 2 weeks coz she turned into a Nazi and a black metal freak and actually believed she was Nordic and said that she was worried about the Nordic Gods looking down on her being with a non-heathen hahah! I freaked out and said "Ok well I don't wanna mess up your heathen ways, we should end it" hahaha!
 
One of my greatest dates was june 1998 Richie Sambora! It was a s'prise I thought I was going to Cyclone Tracy gig but found out when I met the guy at Central to s'posedly go get a bite to eat before we went to Kings Cross was we were going to Sambora woohoo.Went to were the CT gig was after the show with shirt and ticket stub and make friends jealous. Got bloto drunk as well for free!
 
:lol: That made no sense Terry.

Hey you know what's ironic? That whole heathen thing came at a great time coz I wanted to break up with her anyway (but worried about it coz we were good friends beforehand and she'd wanted to go out with me for ages), and the reason I wasn't all that interested in her was because all I could think about at the time was another girl I really liked.

The ironic thing is - nothing happened with the girl I really liked because she was taken, and guess what? Her boyfriend was a nazi! HAHAHA! I reckon her Nazi boyfriend should have gone out with my girlfriend (perfect match) and I could've had the girl I liked (who I thought was a perfect match). Would've been awesome! Didn't work out that way though lol.
 
Terry just write her a love note in class and pass it to her. We will help you write it. I'll start it of for ya and the others can help out with a line or two each.

Hey good lookin' whats cookin'?
Your looking good enough to eat. So how about it hey!
 
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