Kay jewlers commercials make me want to fucking shoot myself

[Will Bozarth]

i wonder if its possible to transform graphite into a diamond... perhaps its a cycle that can be reversed like with water

 

[lizard]

alchemy

 

[derek]

Just rob a jewellers.

I hate the whole idea of valentines day...it used to be a day for two people to refocus the feelings they have for each other...now its all aboot big presents and ridiculously expensive demonstrations of love. Is it just me or does all the money and crap subvert the real point of the whole day?

























































Maybe I'm just cheap though :Spin:

 

[RockMyMonkey]

My wife loves it when I shower her with DVD's on Valentines day. She gives me a bunch of rare and out of print old school metal cd's she hunts for on eBay. Diamonnds are for suckers.

 

[Liverslapper]

My wife loves it when I shower her with DVD's on Valentines day. She gives me a bunch of rare and out of print old school metal cd's she hunts for on eBay. Diamonnds are for suckers.

heh, i get my wife metal stuff to, and she is the one that got me my nevermore t-shirt for my birthday and a spiked choker! screw diamonds!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

got mine for $30 at an after-prom sale at the mall It was cheaper than my ex's tux was - lol. I might use it one halloween after being creative with it.... something along weiland's "break your neck with diamond noose" type of theme

I KNOW THE USED ONES CAN BE CHEAP
I MEANT THE BRAND-NEW ONES WERE EXPENSIVE

 

[Loner]

yes, like a car.

Exactly, there are a lot of nice useful things yiou can get for that kind of cash.

 

[Lunar Still]

WHY IS IT THAT THE MOST EXPENSIVE DRESS YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY BUY IS A DRESS THAT YOU'LL ONLY WEAR ONCE??? THAT IS A WASTE OF MONEY EVEN MORE ASININE THAN THE RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE WEDDING RINGS
I ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE THE ONE IN A WEDDING DRESS (LIKE DENNIS RODMAN) BUT THEY ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IF I EVER HAD THE CASH OF BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY BUY ONE I'D WEAR THAT GODDAMM THING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY

I laughed so hard at the last part of this I almost spit my drink all over the keyboard

 

[Anvil]

Nothing like getting your girlfriend a new stove for your marriage proposal.

Great way to show you love her.

 

[Lord Foul]

...to show her you love her cooking

 

[MajestikMøøse]

also a great way to put her in her place....

ALL IN ONE!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

She'll pretty much have to.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I laughed so hard at the last part of this I almost spit my drink all over the keyboard

 

[Anvil]

She'll pretty much have to.

<3 Family Guy

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

She'll pretty much have to.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Max, I agree.


KayJewelry is the lamest ever,...
not to mention.... who the heck shops there anyways...
the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen with the worst design ever.

 

[metalkingdom]

KayJewelry is the lamest ever,...
not to mention.... who the heck shops there anyways...
the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen with the worst design ever.

Now we're talking. Kay Jewlers have garbage stones. Entry-level shit. Diamonds rule. Believe it or not, chicks love 'em.

 

[Liverslapper]

She'll pretty much have to.

i was gonna say - Family Guy Reference

 

[Kvlt Wench]

The KY commercials are the best.

There's nothing a woman loves more than getting lube for Valentine's Day.

 

[Captain Beard]

Let's leave it at that.