Keyboard Cover for a Laptop

[S<issors]

Hey, I'm looking for a keyboard cover for my Alienware m9750 laptop- you know, those little molded sleeve things that fit over the keypad to protect it from stuff. Anyone have any recommendations for good manufacturers and such...?

I'm fully expecting 0 replies to this thread, but what the hell, it can't hurt.

 

[Ender Rises]

I need one of those. I have no idea where to find them. Sorry.

 

[Pessimism]

Alienware prob makes one themselves, did you check there site (should have been the obvious place to go)?

 

[unknown]

"stuff"

http://www.google.com/products?q=laptop+keyboard+cover&btnG=Search+Products

 

[LithiumLulu]

Just out of curiosity, what kind of "stuff" are you trying to keep off your keyboard?

 

[The Ozzman]

In before 'semen'

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[LithiumLulu]

In before 'semen'

Is that really something that happens? Do any of you actually sit in front of your computers and do that?

 

[Ender Rises]

The internet was made for porn!!!

I don't look at porn, so that isn't an issue for me.

 

[The Ozzman]

Is that really something that happens? Do any of you actually sit in front of your computers and do that?

Not in front, per se..

 

[Ender Rises]

I have a friend who claims to have shot his... stuff... across the room and on the TV screen when he was watching Showtime porn. He says it took him 30 minutes of scrubbing to get it all off.

 

[LithiumLulu]

Not in front, per se..

You go at your computer doggy style?

 

[The Ozzman]

You go at your computer doggy style?

I prefer missionary myself...

 

[Pessimism]

^Liar, NO ONE prefers missionary! It's a godless position that was forced on everyone because of that raving lunatic St. Augustine!

 

[RosesofShadow]

Is that really something that happens? Do any of you actually sit in front of your computers and do that?

Yes.

Back in High School, we saw our friend's wall with dry semen splattered at it... It do happens... Back in the days, it was just the daily tabloid and nude magazines, but now, we have technology, so people now use media players and watch, then jack-off...

 

[LithiumLulu]

^Liar, NO ONE prefers missionary! It's a godless position that was forced on everyone because of that raving lunatic St. Augustine!

Yeah, I don't get a kick out of missionary; doggy and me on top are better. But, of course I'm referring to sex with a human partner, not a computer... though I could be talked into giving one of those sybian things a try.

 

[The Ozzman]

^Liar, NO ONE prefers missionary! It's a godless position that was forced on everyone because of that raving lunatic St. Augustine!

You got me, I actually prefer reverse cowgirl.

 

[S<issors]

To cut this fun discussion short, no, I don't jizz all over my keyboard. I don't know if any of you type a lot/play WASD game frequently, but anyway, it's my experience that I actually wear smooth spots into the keys over a period of months if I keep my fingers in the same place (home row, WASD position, or whatever) all the time. In my case (I'm an author) it effects a lot of the keys. So I guess the "stuff" is like... finger... oil? Sweat? I dunno. Whatever causes the smooth-spot-wearing.

And fucking everyone prefers doggy style.

 

[Ender Rises]

I have a smooth spot on my spacebar where I hit it with my right thumbnail all the time.

 

[LithiumLulu]

To cut this fun discussion short, no, I don't jizz all over my keyboard.

Uh huh, so why does it say "Awesome Sauce" by your avatar?