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[Ender Rises]

 

[S<issors]

Uh huh, so why does it say "Awesome Sauce" by your avatar?

I think you just want to talk more about my cum.

 

[S<issors]

I have a smooth spot on my spacebar where I hit it with my right thumbnail all the time.

'zactly. Seeing as I payed an obscene amount for this Alienware, I'd prefer it if that *didn't* happen this time.

 

[LithiumLulu]

I think you just want to talk more about my cum.

Actually, I was kinda wondering... how do you know it's awesome? I mean are you taking someone's word for it, or have you sampled it yourself?

 

[S<issors]

Actually, I was kinda wondering... how do you know it's awesome? I mean are you taking someone's word for it, or have you sampled it yourself?

9 out of 10 (hot, female) doctors agree.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'd like to know why the fuck you got an Alienware. Those things are overrated.

 

[Susperia]

And fucking everyone prefers doggy style.

Doggy style usually hurts for me unless my cervix is very high and soft, i.e. I'm about to ovulate. But times of the month, i.e. when I'm not near ovulation, it's too low and hard and so doggy style forces my partners, erm, member, in too far, hitting my cervix. So to speak. Ahem.

*Leaves quickly*

 

[The Ozzman]

aka, you have a small vagina.

 

[S<issors]

Actually I've ...heard of... girls having that same problem before, you kinda have to be careful with it.

 

[S<issors]

I'd like to know why the fuck you got an Alienware. Those things are overrated.

No, they're expensive, possibly even overpriced, but the m9750 pretty much stomps on most desktops in terms of raw power. My only complaint is that the dual processors are Intel, not AMD. I can run every game I've encountered on full specs tho so it's not really a big deal either way

 

[Ender Rises]

Doggy style usually hurts for me unless my cervix is very high and soft, i.e. I'm about to ovulate. But times of the month, i.e. when I'm not near ovulation, it's too low and hard and so doggy style forces my partners, erm, member, in too far, hitting my cervix. So to speak. Ahem.

*Leaves quickly*

Stop fucking black people and you wouldn't have this problem.

 

[The Ozzman]

 

[LithiumLulu]

Doggy style usually hurts for me unless my cervix is very high and soft, i.e. I'm about to ovulate. But times of the month, i.e. when I'm not near ovulation, it's too low and hard and so doggy style forces my partners, erm, member, in too far, hitting my cervix. So to speak. Ahem.

*Leaves quickly*

Don't be embarrassed. I've had it happen a few times but I've found a lot seems to have to do with the angle. But whatever the case, it's not a lot of fun when it happens.

 

[Susperia]

aka, you have a small vagina.

Pretty much, or short more like. Which makes sense since I'm only 5'1" or so.

I guess there is such a thing as too small a vag. It's annoying.

 

[Susperia]

Don't be embarrassed. I've had it happen a few times but I've found a lot seems to have to do with the angle. But whatever the case, it's not a lot of fun when it happens.

When what happens? Hitting the cervix?? It hurts terribly if it's done too hard. He always hits it no matter what when we have sex, but doggy style seems to make it hurt more. You're probably right about the angle thing...


edit: ^@Ender :| He's just an "average" white guy.

 

[LithiumLulu]

When what happens? Hitting the cervix?? It hurts terribly if it's done too hard. He always hits it no matter what when we have sex, but doggy style seems to make it hurt more. You're probably right about the angle thing...

Yea hitting the cervix. I've had a few pretty large guys and size doesn't seem to be the deciding factor, but for all I know they were holding out on me.

 

[S<issors]

It's definately not an unusual problem, and I'm fairly sure Lulu's right, it's about the angle, not the size. That said, you could branch out into the Eastern market and see how that works out.