KEYTAR THREAD

[Karmic]

ITT we post and discuss keytars, and endless supplies of keytar pictures.

Emily has said so.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

*looks around*

What?

 

[Altitudes]

 

[slashvanyoung]

^ gay.

 

[Chromatose]

hahahah

I was just trying to convince Acie to buy one of these a few weeks ago.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

i was thinking about getting a roland ax-7, i still am...

 

[doc_backmask]

Only good use is Alestorm. I'd wish it wasn't a keytar, but the band kicks ass.


Why do keytar-ists always look like they're stroking a giant ... shlong???

 

[reese_apoc]

My friend Brandon wanted to get a keytar for a while. He thought it'd be cool to play his preferred instrument and still be able to move around like a nutcase with the rest of his band... thank god.. or whoever, that it hasn't happened.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

i think the instrument should have never been made i hate solo playing keyplayers anyway...(exept for classical music)... but when you have such a jumpfuck next to you, it will only annoy you

 

[El Stormo]

Why do keytar-ists always look like they're stroking a giant ... shlong???

Because when they have a keytar, they really feel like part of the band.

 

[neal]

the constant O-face they all make doesnt help matters either

 

[Chromatose]

Donatello played a mean keytar

 

[neal]

hahaha his fingers are 3x wider than the keys! he's quite a talent!

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I have yet to see anyone play a Keytar and NOT look gay. You could get the most non-gay man on the planet, put a keytar in his hand and instantly he'd be gay. He could be having sex with hot chicks while playing it and still look like a totaly cock-loving fag.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Kiss The Void]

there's the one shitty metalcore band called beneath the sky that has the dude who plays the keytar.

 

[the phish]

i'm going to be a keytar when i grow up