Kids n Trick or Treating

I missed out on this. I'm 17 now and I've never been trick or treating.

ah well. I think it would have been dangerous on the street I used to live on.
 
I found the costumes of kids coming by my place were really lacking this year. They didn't even try. When I was a kid, I had badass costumes.
 
I went walking with my friend's girls to take them trick or treating last night & some white honky fucks were telling me & my friend about how the end of the world was approaching if Obama gets in office. We walked away.
 
I worked last night. We had very few customers, but the ones we had were somewhat annoying and sucked. I also performed in a murder mystery in the morning at a senior center, for which I wore a suit. Since we were allowed to wear costumes to work, I just chose to keep the suit on and say that I was dressed as a guy with a real job.
 
Nobody came last night. My younger brother brought back at least 10 pounds of candy. So we're well-stocked for the next year or two.
 
I'm suprised kids don't vandalize around here on Halloween. I figured since i'm a homeowner now that something would happen to me considering all the damage i caused in my younger years. :lol: Damn did i cause some trouble back in the day with pumpkin smashing, shaving creaming people/houses, toilet papering, and other things i won't mention. :lol:
 
I remember Halloween, like, 4 years ago, me and a couple other dudes went through the town kicking down mailboxes. I remember we tore the door off of one and threw it across the street as well.

Nobody ever caught on; I saw that mailbox door on the other side of the street, every day on the bus to school, for 3 or 4 months. I considered it a victory of mythic proportions.
 
Halloween is the one night of the year I don't answer the door.

I usually go out later and get pissed though. I haven't the patience to deal with annoying small kids.