Kill me.

[MajestikMøøse]

Isabel is going through men like buttered popcorn!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

those are some nice boobies.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Isabel is going through men like buttered popcorn!

I think these men are going through me.

 

[Lord Foul]

It's a vicious circle - girls who are feeling bad about themselves are way more likely to attract creeps who feed on that.

 

[Ketshy]

Just stop dating, it works for me. Not that I'm a particularly cheerful person or anything, but hey whatever works.

 

[flying_whale]

i'm sorry to hear that isabel. I hope you will get over it fast and find the guy you are looking for fast, and he is not a dick

 

[derek]

i'm sorry to hear that isabel. I hope you will get over it fast and find the guy you are looking for fast, and he is not a dick

OR, you should stop looking/finding a guys a for a while? Seems like you need some time-out from the penis'd ones.

 

[flying_whale]

also, seattle is not that far from SF, you can move up here, we have cookies

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Yeah, I'll probably just end up being lonely for a while.

 

[derek]

Single doesn't equate to lonely. Maybe your mindset has helped you walk into this nonsense twice in the space of a couple weeks?

It is perfectly fine not to have a boyfriend.

Unless your boyfriend is me, becaue I'm sexy and awesome and nobody should ever be without me. I nearly always have some sort of baked treat on my person too.

 

[Ketshy]

Nearly is not good enough, Derek.

Edit: (and see, he agrees with me)

 

[Lord Foul]

Luring young girls with baked goods? For shame!

 

[derek]

It's usually the fat ones, to be honest.

The hot ones don't usually fall for my "cookie, muffin, danish?" routine.

Sadly.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

It's usually the fat ones, to be honest.

The hot ones don't usually fall for my "cookie, muffin, danish?" routine.

Sadly.

did you say something about muffins?

 

[Will Bozarth]

did you say something about muffins?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

How come i was the only one to comment on the boobies on the previous page?

 

[derek]

Indeed.

Every rule has its exception.

Oh and I have chocolate chip, blueberry, double chocolate chip, cherry and Toffee.

 

[derek]

How come i was the only one to comment on the boobies on the previous page?

Owing to the fact they they are not incredibly awesome.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Because this is my pity thread, so shut up about the boobies.

 

[Lord Foul]

I'd personally sleep with Derek, but it has nothing at all to do with pastries and everything to do with that dreamy Scottish brogue.