Kill me.

[neal]

How come i was the only one to comment on the boobies on the previous page?

i was wondering about the age of consent in sweden...

 

[derek]

I'd personally sleep with Derek, but it has nothing at all to do with pastries and everything to do with that dreamy Scottish brogue.

<3

 

[derek]

Because this is my pity thread, so shut up about the boobies.

I love yoooooo.

 

[Lord Foul]

Because this is my pity thread, so shut up about the boobies.

Your pity thread generated 5 pages of responses so far, which implies that you are well liked here. I'm guessing neither of your recent paramours are as well liked (based on your description of their behavior). Just something to consider.

 

[Lord Foul]

i was wondering about the age of consent in sweden...

15

 

[neal]

nice

 

[flying_whale]

15

sexy

 

[Lord Foul]

nice

Only if you're a fucking perv







































Which I of course am

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

It's usually the fat ones, to be honest.

The hot ones don't usually fall for my "cookie, muffin, danish?" routine.

Sadly.

I wuv you.

 

[derek]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Your pity thread generated 5 pages of responses so far, which implies that you are well liked here. I'm guessing neither of your recent paramours are as well liked (based on your description of their behavior). Just something to consider.

They are well liked though! I think they were both just complete dicks to me. I guess I bring out the worst in people.

 

[derek]

Seems so.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Something broke inside my stomach, I let the pieces lie just where they fell

BEING WITH YOU ISSSS HELLL!!!!!!

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Haaaaiiiirrrr blow in an open car!!!!
Summer dress slips down her arm!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably the only unbiased thing I could say is make 'em wait at least a month.

 

[El Stormo]

It's a vicious circle - girls who are feeling bad about themselves are way more likely to attract creeps who feed on that.

That's the truth. And the way to break that vicious circle is to first work on your self esteem, and the first step to doing that is realizing that being single is absolutely NOTHING to worry about.

 

[Mike]

wait, why was there random boobs?

 

[El Stormo]

wait, why was there random boobs?

As if there needs to be a "why"!

 

[Dead Winter]

They are well liked though! I think they were both just complete dicks to me. I guess I bring out the worst in people.

I don't know you, but you don't seem like a mean person.

 

[Mike]

hey hey, not like im complaining, i'd just like to know why without reading a page of posts.