Kill me.

[Lunar Still]

And he annoys people in night clubs for the sole purpose of being manhandled and thrown out by the big, strong bouncer.

 

[El Stormo]

Exactly. Listen:

*in the distance* fap fap fap fap fap...


I knew it!

 

[Captain Beard]

That was me, sorry.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh how my thread has been desecrated.

 

[El Stormo]

Can't get them purple stockings out of your head, can you NoLordy?

 

[derek]

Can't get them purple stockings out of your head, can you NoLordy?

That'll make a few of us then.

 

[El Stormo]

Then you can all join the Synchronous Fapping team!

 

[derek]

Nope.

I'm not into all that.

If I don't pay someone else to do it, I just can't get off.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh how my thread has been desecrated.

We are the winners of the internet!

God damn, thread hijacking and forum heckling should be an olympic sport, the three of us would sweep the medals.

 

[flying_whale]

That'll make a few of us then.

+1

 

[El Stormo]

Nope.

I'm not into all that.

If I don't pay someone else to do it, I just can't get off.

You should ask LRD what his prices are

We are the winners of the internet!

God damn, thread hijacking and forum heckling should be an olympic sport, the three of us would sweep the medals.

We'd be like... The Power Perv Girls!

 

[derek]

You should ask LRD what his prices are


We'd be like... The Power Perv Girls!

He's too expensive for me. He considers himself "high class".

 

[Lunar Still]

He's too expensive for me. He considers himself "high class".

Yes, he only enjoys the most well-bred of 12-year-old girls.

 

[El Stormo]

He's obviously deluded.

 

[derek]

Yep, I'm too old and male for him.

 

[El Stormo]

Not to mention you don't have a DD-cup which makes you look older than the 14 years you really are.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Not to mention you don't have a DD-cup which makes you look older than the 11 years you really are.

Fixed.

 

[Captain Beard]

She was 11?

 

[Lunar Still]

She was 11 with a DD cup?

She wouldn't be able to see over her own tits.

 

[El Stormo]

11? Damn, Those tits must have been dragging over the ground when she walked.