Kvelldsanger--Ulver

there essentially is no argument.
getting high is better for chilling, alcohol is better for being places with hot girls period.
 
Seriously though, red wine is one of the best alcoholic beverages out there no matter how "gay" anyone says it is. Wow, I used to dislike it when I was younger, but at the wise old age of 21 I have settled into a great appreciation for it.

And port, I can't get enough of that stuff.
 
I got some Mother nature that will make everything on you stand up!!! 2-hit bangeroo, you know green and gooey, with red and purple strands throughout the bud. You toke this, and believe me you are not thinking about drinking. SHHH..........................................AH!! Fuck Alcohol.