Ladies and Gentlemen...please make it stop!

[Will Bozarth]

Will Ferrell as Ash would be fucking awesome

 

[Calamitas1786]

Is Raimi even involved?

In an interview he said it's on his "to do" list.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think Ferrell is funny at all.

But Raimi puts Campbell in all his films! NO NEW ASH!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Will Ferrell as Ash would be fucking awesome

I could just see him running though the woods a la the "I'm on fire" scene from Talladega Nights.

How is Semi-Pro by the way?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Will Ferrell as Ash would be fucking awesome

I would start a riot.

 

[Captain Beard]

I would start a riot.

Start by punching Will Bozarth in the dick for even suggesting it!

 

[Lord Foul]

Seriously. Ash can only ever be played by one man, and that man's name is Bruce.

 

[Captain Beard]

Start by punching Will Bozarth in the dick for even suggesting it!

Then you have to punch yourself in the tits for bringing it up to him! *shakes finger*

 

[Calamitas1786]

Yeah, but he's alot older and alot fatter now. If he is cast again, I will have dubbed him "Fatash."

 

[Kvlt Wench]

That's why they shouldn't remake the movie in the first place!!!

 

[Calamitas1786]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!!

 

[Captain Beard]

If they did another evil dead, it should be in the premise of him as an old fat Ash. But then it'd be ripping off IJ 4, so, no.

 

[Will Bozarth]

How is Semi-Pro by the way?

I enjoy it much more than Talladega Nights. that one was a piece of garbage

 

[Chromatose]

As far as I know, in a very recent interview, Raimi said he didn't think he'll ever get around to making that Evil Dead remake.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hope not, he'll make me have to kill him at the premiere.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Christopher Nolan should just remake it and cast Christian Bale as Ash.

 

[Captain Beard]

I will come to your house at night and fuck you with a tire iron if you think anything like that replaces Campbell!

 

[Calamitas1786]

promises, promises.....

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I haven't seen any of the movies mentioned in this thread.

 

[Chromatose]

I will come to your house at night and rape you with a tree if you think anything like that replaces Campbell!

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