Lamest Band names

I think Helloween is pretty lame
Stratovarius (they don't even use stratocasters so what's the point)
Kiss (fits wit the outfit though)
Queen
Cradle of Filth
Most death metal bands using words like vomit, corpse, necro, and such
 
Majesty said:
a band a guy I know sings in is called "Midnight Cowboys",that just sounds so goddamn gay
Actually, I believe a Midnight Cowboy is a homosexual gigolo (sp?)

nu-metal bands that just combine two random words to form a name.

Slipknot, Ultraspank, Mudvayne etc