band names

[Susperia]

Fisted Sister was real??!

 

[Perdition's Light]

I actually "know a guy who knows a guy" who's in a band called Fisted Sister. It's probably been done by many different people actually

Still, it was hilarious the first time I heard it!

 

[Carcassian]

Fisted Sister was real??!

Not to my knowledge it wasn't - I invented it for a stupid computer game.

Still, if there is one, killer name.

Cellophanic Carnage
Church of History
60 foot gaymen
Kings of the Bronze Age
Kobold Oblivion
Fate Forest
Ham of Dog
Comfy Chair
Scrabblatum
Trocar Facelift
Brick to the fucking face
Pupil Bullseye
Himmler and the Black Shits
Vomit Painting
Tears of Acid
Homosexual Breeding Trap

 

[Kenneth R.]

Kings of the Bronze Age

that is quite cool.

 

[Carcassian]

that is quite cool.

Thanks. I was thinking of Motorhead there, when they were in their Bronze records era - and it subverts qotsa, which is nice.

 

[CF87]

Swamp Ass

 

[Impure616]

Tod.

Tod wird folgen means death will follow in german

 

[Carcassian]

Tod wird folgen means death will follow in german

I like that one actually.

Panzykrieg
Krautwagen
Assasinated
Covered by Fresh Earth
Trench Warfare
Stool Asylum
Disgusted by Coprophagists
Headshot
Cumblast Theatre
She fits in my trunk
...They came from Norway
Night of The kvlt
Pitch Black
Sulpherous Emissions

 

[Death Animal]

perkeleen peräreikä

 

[Impure616]

Cumblast Theatre
She fits in my trunk

haha those are good

 

[Carcassian]

haha those are good

Thanks mate, very kind of ya...

Attack of the Living Deadbeats
They burned my Gods
Night Curse
Defeated Uranium
Ground Zero
Witches of the SS
Paedogeddon: The sore and the damage done

 

[Dr Pepper]

Cthulhus Tailor
Raping the grave of Shelley Winters
Shelley Winters Bane
Napalm Deaf
Exploding Schoolkid
Landmine Ballet
Hollowpoint Diplomacy
Assertively Defecating upon a Semen Stained Used Tampon whilst Diabolically Chopping Up a Mouldy Rectum
Wankspeed: 9
Shatners Basoon
Hells Pantry
The Sins of Michael Jackson
Killer Fringes of Emo fucktards

I Like!...

 

[Susperia]

She fits in my trunk

Lord you sound like my boyfriend.

 

[Teh Grimace]

Tod wird folgen means death will follow in german

<- pretty obviously joking.

 

[DeviousDVO]

I would really like to see a band named Sludgemuffin . I'd do it myself ... but I don't have a band

 

[Erik]

I have a 2 person band now. Since we have all the instruments we're going to try recording 3,4 songs on a four track monday through wednesday. Both of us are having no luck thinking of a band name. We just end up fucking around thinking of ridiculously stupid names. Which ever one of us does vocals better will record them.

The material sounds like a mix of older morbid angel,slayer & sacramentum. Hopefully it turns out well. The music is like late 80's/early 90's darkened death/ thrash with hints of black metal. I think we'd kick the shit out of any other 18 years olds attempting to play metal in 2006. fuck all these screamo mother fuckers. I can't wait to devastate punk,hardcore bands. We're both going to practice for atleast another year before looking for a full band.

wow noone cares

 

[Carcassian]

wow noone cares

Oh you curmudgeon - don't listen The Greys - I careTM

 

[TylerTheNuke]

sheep pack
Fate's talons
down to heaven
Box of Blood
The Terrible Glory

 

[Susperia]

wow noone cares

Actually I think a couple people said they'd like to hear the material when it was recorded.

 

[Alongside Death]

Virgin Fistfuck
Ultradeth
Mushroomanus
666 Angels
Suffocation By Farts
A Crooked Circle
Hell Commander
Mutilated Corpse Of A Virgin Whore
Boozeroom