band names

Cthulhus Tailor
Raping the grave of Shelley Winters
Shelley Winters Bane
Napalm Deaf
Exploding Schoolkid
Landmine Ballet
Hollowpoint Diplomacy
Assertively Defecating upon a Semen Stained Used Tampon whilst Diabolically Chopping Up a Mouldy Rectum
Wankspeed: 9
Shatners Basoon
Hells Pantry
The Sins of Michael Jackson
Killer Fringes of Emo fucktards
 
I have a 2 person band now. Since we have all the instruments we're going to try recording 3,4 songs on a four track monday through wednesday. Both of us are having no luck thinking of a band name. We just end up fucking around thinking of ridiculously stupid names. Which ever one of us does vocals better will record them.

The material sounds like a mix of older morbid angel,slayer & sacramentum. Hopefully it turns out well. The music is like late 80's/early 90's darkened death/ thrash with hints of black metal. I think we'd kick the shit out of any other 18 years olds attempting to play metal in 2006. fuck all these screamo mother fuckers. I can't wait to devastate punk,hardcore bands. We're both going to practice for atleast another year before looking for a full band.
 
^^I wish you luck The Greys. I'm not very good at coming up with band names either. Too fickle.

I am snowed in here... With not much to do.
 
Cunts On Dope
Venereal Evangelist
Symphony of Sickness
Bumsex
Daisycutter Diplomacy
Hadrians Fall
(Bill) Gates of Hell
Geekfall
667: Neighbours of the Beast
Superfanny
Hannibal Corpse
The Gay Team
Necrotic Scent
South of Devon
 
I was thinking about calling my 2 person band overlord.... until I found out there is like 8 other bands using it.