First of all IT WAS A JOKE!!! HELLO!! Why are you coming down on me anyway? What about the lube remark? The real doll? I guess those were jokes but mine wasn't? How do I take things too far anyway. You know its people like you that piss me off and make me want to delete my name from this forum. Frickin whiner! Dolamite if I offended you in anyway I apologize, the buttplug comment was meant only as a joke. Your list looks fine to me.