i rocked up at teh club with a mate and 3 chicks, after 30 minutes we all got kicked out because there were to many underage people with us, so we all hanged out on this big rounda-bout that was just outside until we (about 30 people) could think of what we would do at about 8:30pm in the city.
during this time teh cops came because the venue thought there was gonna be a fight but the cops saw nothing was up so they left after 5 minutes, about 4 cop cars turned up, two of which were divvy vans.
the people there that were from my school decided to go to crown casino, so off we went, fuck a 30 minute walk took like 2 hours hahaha, we kept stopping at each bottle shop in teh city to buy more drinks hahaha, i had UDL's.
like i said with the $2 peeps, as soon as my mate saw them he ran off to the joint with the host and another mate and we all followed, about 20 of us all up, including 17-18 yr old chicks form school, we were all pissing ourselves with laughter, we had to wait for a chick to go in teh room so whilst we were all waiting in line, one of my mates would give shit to the perverts coming out of the cinema area, he kept yelling out "THERE GOES A PERVERT!" hahaha, one of the strippers or porn chicks came out and watched us all in amazment because of how big our line was hahah, and when the perverts would come down the stairs and see us, they would quickly move for the exit.
we finally got to go in and laugh our fucking arses off at this asian chick as she stuck a dildo into her vagina and came right upto to the windows and rubbed her pussy, sooo funny.
after that we continued on down the city streets but stopped at Flinders St station (a major city station) because the mate that led us to the $2 peeps got this homeless druggie guy (probably late twenties) to strip to his boxes whilst singing limp bizkit and a cricket chant "YOUR GOING HOME IN THE BACK OF A DIVVY VAN", but instead of saying the cop car he kept saying datsun, the girls where laughing so badly at teh guy stripping and were going all red.
we continued on and came upon a group of christian singers on teh steps of Flinders st Station, so we all joined in and sang about god but in a drunken state
then we continued on across a small bridge to get to Crown and we all saw these guy and chick going for it near the river, so we all started yelling at them to go hard and shit hahahah.
we finally got to Crown, and broke off from each other, me and two mates went inside the gaming area so that we could try our keypasses for the first time (id card), fuck the gaming area is FUCKING HUGE!!!!!, probably like 200-300 metres long, it probably took us 10 minutes to walk from oneside to the other.
after meeting back up with teh others we dumped these two chicks with their boyfriends cause they were holding us down and were underage.
so at that point it was just me and 4 mates, we did what any male would do and headed for a men's club
, goldfinger its called, man it has chicks dancing on tables, on poles, seducing guys into paying them $20 for a lap dance. it was great, one of my friends got a lapdance with this chick that seduced him, they went off to a private area though, but we did see this one chick give this guy a lapdance on this small *table, she got completley naked, we saw her pussy and her boobies.
after that we headed for a club at about 3:30am hanged out there for a bit then got a taxi and went home, i got to bed at about 6am.
last night was quite the experience
*the tables have chairs going right around them so u can watch the chicks dance
during this time teh cops came because the venue thought there was gonna be a fight but the cops saw nothing was up so they left after 5 minutes, about 4 cop cars turned up, two of which were divvy vans.
the people there that were from my school decided to go to crown casino, so off we went, fuck a 30 minute walk took like 2 hours hahaha, we kept stopping at each bottle shop in teh city to buy more drinks hahaha, i had UDL's.
like i said with the $2 peeps, as soon as my mate saw them he ran off to the joint with the host and another mate and we all followed, about 20 of us all up, including 17-18 yr old chicks form school, we were all pissing ourselves with laughter, we had to wait for a chick to go in teh room so whilst we were all waiting in line, one of my mates would give shit to the perverts coming out of the cinema area, he kept yelling out "THERE GOES A PERVERT!" hahaha, one of the strippers or porn chicks came out and watched us all in amazment because of how big our line was hahah, and when the perverts would come down the stairs and see us, they would quickly move for the exit.
we finally got to go in and laugh our fucking arses off at this asian chick as she stuck a dildo into her vagina and came right upto to the windows and rubbed her pussy, sooo funny.
after that we continued on down the city streets but stopped at Flinders St station (a major city station) because the mate that led us to the $2 peeps got this homeless druggie guy (probably late twenties) to strip to his boxes whilst singing limp bizkit and a cricket chant "YOUR GOING HOME IN THE BACK OF A DIVVY VAN", but instead of saying the cop car he kept saying datsun, the girls where laughing so badly at teh guy stripping and were going all red.
we continued on and came upon a group of christian singers on teh steps of Flinders st Station, so we all joined in and sang about god but in a drunken state
then we continued on across a small bridge to get to Crown and we all saw these guy and chick going for it near the river, so we all started yelling at them to go hard and shit hahahah.
we finally got to Crown, and broke off from each other, me and two mates went inside the gaming area so that we could try our keypasses for the first time (id card), fuck the gaming area is FUCKING HUGE!!!!!, probably like 200-300 metres long, it probably took us 10 minutes to walk from oneside to the other.
after meeting back up with teh others we dumped these two chicks with their boyfriends cause they were holding us down and were underage.
so at that point it was just me and 4 mates, we did what any male would do and headed for a men's club
after that we headed for a club at about 3:30am hanged out there for a bit then got a taxi and went home, i got to bed at about 6am.
last night was quite the experience
*the tables have chairs going right around them so u can watch the chicks dance
