Les Claypool at House of Blues Anaheim/Disneylandfuck tonight

NAD

What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Jun 5, 2002
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Ended up standing next to a "free lesbian show" as my woman called it, two broads groping and gyrating all night, occasionally getting in one another's mouths. They had a dude with them who the blonde appeared to be somewhat interested in, the brunette not so much. Brunette tried to get my chick to join them (or something) and I think the blondie was after me for the same thing. We just sorta elbowed them no, but were definitely keen on watching the proceedings anyhow. Things got really interesting when the large fro'd vocalist of the opening porn/funk band started talking with the brunette, definitely causing a row in the 3way tryst. Blondie wanted to stay with the brunette, who wanted to go with Afroman, but blondie's boytoyfriend said "I'm not a fuckin' groupie" and refused to hang out with the nubian prince who had temporarily wandered off. After failing to convince blondie to leave, boytoyfagfuck took off only to return 5 minutes later to literally drag blondie away, quite violently. Afroman decided that would make an excellent time to reappear, snag the brunette, and head backstage. Blondie and boytoy came back, followed them backstage but were quickly escorted away. 20 minutes later Afroman and the brunette reemerge although we couldn't tell if any banging transpired. Either way he was walking briskly ahead of her so she either turned out to be useless to him, or he was done with her so wanted to run away! Run away!

Oh yeah for an encore Claypool came out and did a solo version of Harold of the Rocks on bass banjo. Awesome.
 
lurch70 said:
:lol: ... nice show review :loco:
hahaha good one Lurch!

@ NAD: hey, nignog, I bought a Subaru a couple weeks ago :kickass: am I automatically in the lezbian wagon club?
 
lurch70 said:
:lol: ... nice show review :loco:
This is why lurch and I are like this: *makes obscure handsign*
lizard said:
hey you buttplug, did you get that flash drive I sent you
Dude I'm totally saving even opening that package until I have a digital camera to display the contents for all to see and enjoy. So yes I got it, sorta. :loco:
dorian gray said:
@ NAD: hey, nignog, I bought a Subaru a couple weeks ago :kickass: am I automatically in the lezbian wagon club?
:kickass: What kind?
 
Definitely higher on the lezzzzzzzometer than me, but not as much as the Grandmommy of All Things Boxbunch:

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interesting. that was my first choice but there werent any in the nashville area at the time.
 
You still haven't provided the vitals: 4 or 6, manual or automatic, have you farted in it yet, etc.
 
NADatar said:
You still haven't provided the vitals: 4 or 6, manual or automatic, have you farted in it yet, etc.
4 auto. its the wifes car and she INSISTED on having an auto. nevertheless it was the only 05 outback in the entire city and we needed the car - the camry was totalled and we were left with just the miata :erk:
anyway, its a brilliant vehicle and i appreciate how subaru stepped away from that whole "straight from the woods/ LL Bean" nonsense. all their new stuff is contemporary and sporting, although an outback is hardly sporting. haha wagons are awesome though. you wouldnt believe how much shit we packed for a recent trip to florida and didnt even put the back seats down.

btw, i sat in a couple impreza turbos. choice car