Let's have a competition!

[phlogiston]

It's been quiet here lately, so I propose we have a competition.

To be more precise, I propose we have a ...

RAP BATTLE 8-Mile style!!!

Consider this the signup sheet. If you want to participate post in this thread, and in a little while I'll pair everyone up in a knock-out winner takes all rapping (note the two "p"s) free-for-all!

I'll set up a thread per pairing and decisions will be made by popular vote. It's time to bust out your rhymes and to rag out on your oppenent and make them your bi-atch!







Assuming enough people turn up, that is.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm in.

 

[The Amazer]

I'll give it a shot, but I suck.

 

[KoichCPA]

Can I just battle spawny anyway?

 

[TinMan666]

I did crowd control at a battle rap contest once.

It was.... different

 

[phlogiston]

Hmmm. It looks like that I'll just have to declare Koich the winner, with Ceydn putting in a strong performance but only managing second.

Ceydn, you were meant to slag others, not yourself. Koich wins on a technicality.

Oh well. You can't say I never try.

 

[The Amazer]

hahaha, I demand a recount!

and/or rematch!

my stew is a great batch!

I wanna lick my ho's snatch!

To stitch is to have statch!

 

[KoichCPA]

I brought the shizzle.

 

[Southy]

By beating the opponent, do you mean in a battle of words, or out the front in the car park?

 

[JonBonJovi]

watch out mother fuckers I have your ass on a spit!