Let's name some Metal bands.

[ThisIsACoolName]

I'm sure I'm not alone in that sometimes I think about how cool it might be to play in a metal band. I have no intention of ever doing so, but it sure is fun to think about it. One of the tougher things about having an imaginary metal band is coming up with a name.

I think it might be amusing to throw around cool / humorous names for metal bands. I'm not sure if anyone else here will get as much enjoyment out of thinking of band names as I do, but it's worth a shot.

To start:

Even though it's essentially ripping off the name of a pretty sweet album, I think "Defenders of the Faith" would be a pretty good band name. Particularly for a Power Metal band.

Comedy option: THE COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. Maybe for a grind band.

 

[Cythraul]

Comedy option: THE COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Too bad it's not funny.

 

[Pessimism]

Get a Grind band named Mao Shang-Tsung - that way your demo could have that fatass mao photoshopped in some MK position.

Frankly, Diaspora would be a good name for a black metal band (imo)

 

[Carcassian]

Fisting Daphne
Testicular Cancer
Furious Jesus
Belt-fed Pogrom
Canonical Heresy
Beheaded
Haunted by Studs and Leather
Chaps of power
Reich of Might
Chavroller
Denim
Cannibal Cops
Judas Feast
Poleaxe
Dirtbox Surgical Procedure
Strap-on Suicide
The Triumph of the Ill

 

[Gold]

birth defect

 

[Hubster]

Fisting Daphne

ROFL!!!!!

Fucking quote of the year that one! Carcassian wins a carton of beer!!!

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Belt-fed Pogrom

 

[Carcassian]

Thanks, I thought the phrase had a certain poetry to it to. Alas, it was the name of a short educational clip I found on a specialist site earlier this evening, just after my trousers and underwear fell about my ankles, and my groinal problem swelled out of control again.

 

[Carcassian]

Dancing on Claymores
Teh raw no Dyslexia
Zombie Nation
Inhume the Preachers
Knifed to Bits
Forum Ubermensch Brigade
Satans Legion (Internet Division)
Necrotic Panda Annihilation
Fuck Jehovah
Civil Engineers (Do you mind if I build a bridge here?)
Don't break the Oath (a.k.a. Satan may own your soul, but The Bank owns your fucking house)

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

There's a Maltese death metal band called Beheaded who rule already.

But this thread has been made millions of times I think.

 

[Carcassian]

It has mate, to be fair.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

But this thread has been made millions of times I think.

Feel free to close it if you see fit. No point in having played-out threads.

 

[metal_wrath]

Undying Death
Death Illiterate
Midnight sixsixtysix
Heavy Metal Detox
Apocalypse at the Chapel
Control eventually Granted
Old Man's father
One Satanic overlord short of a Deathcult
In Flamez

 

[metal_wrath]

The Loss and curse of the Reverend

 

[Satanstoenail]

Crushing Death Fart
Evilest In All The Land
Evil Sausages
Metal Discombobulator
Ghoulish Antidisestablishmentarianism
Elfin Warrior Of Death

 

[Black Core]

Carcasian wins a cookie for being so funny

 

[MasterOLightning]

Any band name beginning with "Project:... or Operation:..." is guaranteed to be laughably bad. For example:

Operation: Baby Puncher
Project: Sadistic Dentistry

Female body parts are funny as well:
Uterus Kicker

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Operation: Nun Rape.

 

[Matt]

Any band name beginning with "Project:... or Operation:..." is guaranteed to be laughably bad. For example:

Not necessarily. The Project Hate is good.

 

[Life Sucks]

this is supposed to be a joke:

Necroterror (death metal)
Craniofacial Mutilation (brutal death metal)
Ination (brutal death metal)
Evilspawn (old school death)
Dachau (NSBM)
Thorodinkveld (black/viking metal from Norway)
Astral Funeral (extreme doom)
Majdanek (NSBM)