let's play a game.

[AndICried]

Keep the retainer out, Jonny Greenwood jaws are the coolest.

 

[lizard]

that dog isn't eating the retainer...he's wearing it.

as for a doggie blow job...suffice it to say...yuck. your wang would smell like doggie treats!!!

however, funny anecdote:

my coworkers and I have been in something of a competition to see who can gross out the others by saying the most outrageous things. so far our database guy is in the lead by relating stories of intimate relations between his mom and himself ("no mommy, I don't want to play hide the little soldier in the foxhole!")

but today the sysadmin took top prize. we went out for lunch in his car and we were driving down a residential street. he saw a dog in someone's front yard...ever so softly, he crooned, "say...is that a boy dog? I can just imagine the front of my balls banging up against the back of his..."

 

[coelacanth_M]

no no.. you got it wrong!

you see, the retainer is used for maintaining/working towards a shapely jawline (a la johnny greenwood), whereas if i don't wear it, i'm almost certain that over time, i'll contract a condition that i can only call brontosaurus jawline.

bad bad news:

 

[xfer]

i'm bailing out of this thread.

 

[lizard]

 

[kleo706]

In the kitchen with Ms. Scarlet!