List Your Current Injuries

Ze Boy

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Oct 15, 2007
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Easy enough when you get injured in some way come and tell us what it is, how you did it and what it means for you

P.S No injury is too small

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So I just did my quad at football training I'm devastated looks like it will keep me out of the side for a month and probably a couple hundred for rehabilitation:cry:
 
Actually i slept very bad this night, so my Right arm is killing me right now :erk:

But i have a history of injuries

1st. I was 7 years old and somebody threw a brick on my head, so i blacked out and had to get 4 stitches on the top of my head
2nd. When i was 13 i was out running and i fell on a sharp rock on my stomach where i had to get 2 stitches.
3rd. When i was 15 i ran my little toe into a door, and then without knowing it it was broken :D
 
I have (as far as I know)

1 blister on my thumb from smoking cones with a hot lighter.
3 scratches on my right hand from work.
Sore arms from work/ working out.
And an ingrown toe nail.

I also have a sore ear from smacking myself in the head with a 150kg roller door.
 
I've only had two injuries that I think are worth calling injuries....

1 sprained thumb and a sore back from falling once

No current injuries atm.
 
I have an ingrown toenail that has punctured the paronychium infecting it, it's really painful if you press it at all, it bleeds almost constantly a little bit and the dried blood blocks the air from going in there so... Well, you better just check it here if you want more info. I've hd this once a year ago, it didn't go away so they had to cut a part of the nail right off. Now that it's grown back, the problem is back!!


EDIT I've also springed my right thumb about 5 months ago, I fell on it with my whole body, and 75kg on your thumb doesn't feel nice I can tell you that. It still doesn't have the same degree of movability as my left one.
 
A cut over one of my eyebrows. I opened a door at school at banged my head into it (I was really tired).

I also have a tiny cut on my leg. It's really small, but it hurts like hell when I touch it. Some idiot in my class put a muffin on the floor that she didn't want and said "Fight for it!". I was stupid enough to jump over my desk and land on the edge of a chair with my leg. The teacher got really pissed and topk the muffin from me and gave it to someone else who just sat there. Bitch
 
Some idiot in my class put a muffin on the floor that she didn't want and said "Fight for it!". I was stupid enough to jump over my desk and land on the edge of a chair with my leg. The teacher got really pissed and topk the muffin from me and gave it to someone else who just sat there. Bitch

lol :lol: You should've quickly stuffed the muffin in your mouth before the teacher had the time to take it from you ;)
 
Actually i slept very bad this night, so my Right arm is killing me right now :erk:

But i have a history of injuries

1st. I was 7 years old and somebody threw a brick on my head, so i blacked out and had to get 4 stitches on the top of my head
2nd. When i was 13 i was out running and i fell on a sharp rock on my stomach where i had to get 2 stitches.
3rd. When i was 15 i ran my little toe into a door, and then without knowing it it was broken :D

Well if you want my history it goes like this:

7-10: cut my head open twice once on my left eyebrow I fell and smacked it on a concrete step, second one at school I got smacked by a steel gate during a fight which I wasn't in, got knocked out by a baseball bat that was thrown after the hitter hit the ball I was keeper (I don't remember what they call that position yanks?), got bitten by a white tail spider on my leg and nearly lost it

16: got severally cut across the fingers on my left hand while wrestling for a bamboo stick with a mate we were hitting each other with the sticks which were garden stakes at school for fun I grabbed the other end of the stick he was using which then broke/splintered and cut my fingers he made it worse by pulling it away
And I'd have to say I've never felt more pain than this, bamboo leaves little splinters in your flesh which makes your wound burn

21: Had my nose broken in a fight the person who punched me was wearing a ring which left a scar there

22: Burnt my leg and arm on a 44 gallon drum which obviously had a fire going in it I was really drunk this left the biggest scar on my body
 
Hmmm me...a ontorage of wounds.....

1st:about 5 banged my head against the corner of a cupboard during nap timebut i was playing with my friend...got about 7 stiches
2nd:about 7 was playing at a grasss field then saw some huge cut on my ankle from nowhere i didnt feel it at all i could see the bone strange..got 8 skin staples
3;around 9 some douch left his broken window pane on a path at my condo...i was barefoot..couldnt see the broken glass.....must have lost a pint of blood cause there where 3 huge pools of blood..had to get 5 stiches on my leg
4;around 12...and explosion happened at my hand and a tin near the explosion screwed my left hand up bad my thumb had a HUGE gash needed 11 stiches..and my finger was sliced 3/4 of the way i dont remember how many stiches was that....and the top part of my finger was burn badly from a plate of really hot flying scrapmil
5riding my motor bike around 15 then some stupid ass dong rran infront of me i did a fishtail and crash screwed my leg up haha and hand...

and for the 4th one it really made my guitar playing really a much harder talk to overcome ..it was shit pain cause the scar tissue had fuse to my muscle makin it like a needle pain when i pushed my thumb hard against the neck:S but i took it as rehab cause i have nerve damage there so yea haha im much better at playing now...with my own band who are gettin a recording haha my life alot of horrors XDD
 
I haven't had that many serious injuries untill now.
Only a broken foot after I got pulled out of a train last year in Czech, aaand the nail on my right pinky finger is still ruined thanks to when I got it smashed between a really heavy door at work a year ago. Top bone was broken, but that's all really.
I'm amazed though, because I'm not exactly a careful person. I tend to fall over everything I can fall over.
Oh, and I once smashed my hand right through a window in our front door while we were playing hide and seek. Was a total bloodfest.
 
16: got severally cut across the fingers on my left hand while wrestling for a bamboo stick with a mate we were hitting each other with the sticks which were garden stakes at school for fun I grabbed the other end of the stick he was using which then broke/splintered and cut my fingers he made it worse by pulling it away
And I'd have to say I've never felt more pain than this, bamboo leaves little splinters in your flesh which makes your wound burn

if im right some rural people living in the jungle use pieces of bamboo as a knife to cut the meat of animals theyve killed :Smokin:
 
The only serious injury I've ever had was when I was about 6 or 7 years old I was playing on a climbing frame, I slipped, and fell down... But on the way down I hit my chin on a metal bar and bit through my fucking tongue, had to have stiches... In my tongue :ill:
 
*I was stang by around 50-100 wasps at age 5
*Fell on a sharp piece of wood at age 4 and it went through my head, 1cm from the eye
*I was attacked by a gang and heavily beat up in 2004 but no permanent physical injuries
*I flew real violently in stairs with a shopping cottage and injured my head + broke a tooth
*Damaged my left leg pretty bad in a match
*Damaged 3 fingers pretty bad in a match
*Broke my right shoulder 1.5 years ago, when we had a ramble with this jet li-on-drugs-guy as he tried to bite my neck thinking he was a vampire

I think that's the most interesting bit