List Your Current Injuries

[Dred]

Chin: Hit with a 5-iron. 7 stitches.
Forehead: Hit with a brick. No stitches. Big scar.
Knee: Rock stuck in it. 12 stitches.
Nose: Broken. Punched in face.
Finger: Sliced open. Multiple. Should've gotten stitches, used superglue instead.

 

[Bodominarvoitus]

I see that a lot of people list injuries that happened ages ago, so I guess I'll list some old ones too.

Left leg: I was carving wood with my class in the forest, when my knife slipped and went 2 cm into my leg, right above my knee. To my surprise, I didn't feel anything. The teachers said it wasn't that bad, so I kept walking around in the forest, with blood flooding out of my leg. When I got home, my mother took me to the hospital where I got stitched up by a damn hot doctor. 3 stitches btw.

Ass: I was climbing a tree with a friend of mine at pre-school, when I slipped and fell on a broken branch. I went into my ass and made a scar.

I think that's it. I've never broken anything.

 

[Undefined]

List Your Current Injuries....

Went to the dentist yesterday, faggot messed up my tooth... hurt pretty bad, well so far today it has been ok but yesterday it was insane. Other than that, my eye has a growth in it that needs to be surgically removed, yet my awesome healthcare system has yet to call me and schedule a fucking appointment, which only means when they do I will have to wait like 6 months-a year before anything is done.... fuck.

 

[Dred]

List Your Current Injuries...

I'm awesome at reading directions.

I hurt my pinkie bowling yesterday, and I have a pimple on my stomach. Would those count as injuries?

 

[Ze Boy]

List Your Current Injuries....

Meh I'm OP and I don't care things like this are interesting I didn't intend it to be say everything you've ever done thread I was more hoping for sort of a gradual thing but really who cares

 

[marfal66]

i fell through a fucking window with my arms in front of me to mute the shock
you can guess what happend, window broked, fucking deep cuts and i was never so pissed before cause now i look like a fucking emo
9 rolls of stitches in total and arms full of emo scars, though iv never seen that huge scars before at any emo
still sucks

 

[K_A]

Well now that everyone's doing it...

When I was 5 I hit my chin at a TV stand, 4 stitches
At 7 I dropped some hand weights on my right hand middle finger, they needed to drill a hole in teh middle of my nail to get the blood out from underneath it. Scar still visible.
At 11 I accidentally thrusted a large knife into my hand, it went in for about 5 cm, onlky 3 stitches, scar still visible.
Then was some downtime, of course lots of cuts and bruises, then at 14 I broke my toe, and I was in a swimming competition so I had to swim with a broken toe and all the turns made me feel like ripping my leg off it was so painful.

After that I've only gotten little cuts and stuff, and a ingrown toenail twice now (same nail, I want that piece of shit totally removed now so it can grow properly back!!) and almost broke a finger. But I've bee in situations where most people would have broken something, I just have such hard bones that they tend to not brake anywhere. Lucky me!

 

[o1-deathbyorder]

List Your Current Injuries....

Went to the dentist yesterday, faggot messed up my tooth... hurt pretty bad, well so far today it has been ok but yesterday it was insane. Other than that, my eye has a growth in it that needs to be surgically removed, yet my awesome healthcare system has yet to call me and schedule a fucking appointment, which only means when they do I will have to wait like 6 months-a year before anything is done.... fuck.

Sounds like a pain i the ass!

 

[Conti]

when I was in 1st grade I was ice skating and I fell, someone ran over my hand, I had to get stitches.

 

[ShadowchildCOBHC]

Sounds like a pain i the ass!

my god thats crazy :S

when I was in 1st grade I was ice skating and I fell, someone ran over my hand, I had to get stitches.

BAH :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:zombie::zombie:

 

[bobvex]

i was riding my bike to school one day, and i went over the handlebars and busted my chin, 4 stiches later i aced my history test, BIATCH!!!

once i had pneumonia, and i had to get a shot in the ass, that sucked.

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Fix'D

That's sounds brutal dude, how?

I was having a race with my brother, just running and you know, I stumbled cuz 4 year olds are clumsy, and there was this area in the forest where they'd cut the young trees down so the root parts of the trees pointed sharp upwards so it was a bit hazardous, and I fell on one of those and got carried home by my father and I've this pic where my face is half covered in blood It took 7 stitches, they're under my eyebrows so it was pretty close to the eye.

It didn't go thru the skull if that's what you thought

 

[marfal66]

ze boy nice idea for a thread
post here are really amusing

 

[Sweet Reflection]

too much vodka
+ Saturday night
+ 1 automobile
+ 1 intoxicated driver
+ 4 intoxicated passengers
+ 1 telephone pole
+1 street sign and someone's front lawn

= very bad back pain, a swollen wrist and one hell of a hang over, $5000 to fix the car and a citation for fucking up the street

 

[marfal66]

LOL!

 

[OvSeth]

too much vodka
+ Saturday night
+ 1 automobile
+ 1 intoxicated driver
+ 4 intoxicated passengers
+ 1 telephone pole
+1 street sign and someone's front lawn

= very bad back pain, a swollen wrist and one hell of a hang over, $5000 to fix the car and a citation for fucking up the street

Sorry for being harsh, but you're all lucky no one was killed.

 

[Sweet Reflection]

^ Very true - I am actually ashamed of myself b/c I was so drunk that I don't remember the accident or even getting in the car!
Luckily the driver fled the scene and the cop who eventually came to the scene happened to be a friend and gave us rides home. So... no one received D.U.Is

 

[Undefined]

^ Very true - I am actually ashamed of myself b/c I was so drunk that I don't remember the accident or even getting in the car!
Luckily the driver fled the scene and the cop who eventually came to the scene happened to be a friend and gave us rides home. So... no one received D.U.Is

Awesome, so you're free to be on the streets and commit the same mistake again! Maybe next time you'll even kill someone! EXCELLENT!

 

[bobvex]

don't be confrontational, heartless. You failed to highlight the area where she says she's ashamed of it.

 

[Undefined]

don't be confrontational, heartless. You failed to highlight the area where she says she's ashamed of it.

I'm actually fooling around with her, we're friends for along time now.